The 11,996th Dimensional Cosmic Horror.
Because it might not be readily clear, I am the Head Admin on this site. Any issues with this site should be directed toward me.
If you have been banned and wish to appeal, please mail me. Poorly written, rage-filled appeals will be passed around and laughed at heartily.
Don't forget to read the rules! And yes, all of them. Yes, the blog posts too.
Remember this: IGNORANCE OF THE RULES IS NO EXCUSE.
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