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I, Cheese Lord, did not write this MLP grimdark fanfic. All credit goes to the fanfiction.net user "dcif".
"Gosh darnit!" the young filly exclaimed as she and her two friends trotted down the road.
"I really thought that would work," her unicorn friend replied.
"We're in trouble now," said the Pegasus filly, "I knew this wasn't going to work; you really screwed this up, Applebloom."
"Hey don't blame me, Sweetie Belle came up with the idea!"
"I didn't come up with the idea, my sister told me!"
"Well your sister is crazy to think that this was going to get us our cutie marks," replied Scootaloo, "That was so stupid and embarrassing."
Applebloom sighed. " I guess we're not meant to be Cutie Mark Crusader prostitutes."
"Sweetie Belle, why did your sister tell us that we should solicit sex from the townsfolk?" Scootaloo asked.
"Well Rarity said that it is a very profitable business and that we were so useless at doing anything else that we might as well just ask for sex from random strangers."
"Wow, your sister is an asshole."
The three friends continued down the road and came across a familiar face.
"I see you girls have a problem."
"Trixie?" the three girls said.
"Yes it is I, the Gay and Pitiful Trixie, and I am here to help you!"
"Why should we trust you?" Applebloom said.
"Yeah, weren't you that hack show off that lied about your accomplishments?" Scootaloo added.
"My sister has pictures of you in her private room."
Applebloom and Scootaloo both shot a death stare at Sweetie Belle.
"What the fuck?" Scootaloo mouthed.
"Ok, I know that I've had a bad past in Ponyville but I, the Gay and Pitiful Trixie, is here to make up for it. I want to start by helping out you three fillies. I want to help get you your Cutie Marks."
"And you will do that how?" Scootaloo asked.
"Well first you have to follow me back to my house located in a dark, secluded area totally away from any living soul. Once there we will get to work on those cutie marks."
"That sounds…perfectly reasonable." Scootaloo said. "You in for this, Applebloom?"
"I dunno. Sis will be awfully sore if I don't return home on time… but you know what, screw her, I'm in! What do you say, Sweetie Belle?"
Scootaloo facehooved. "Yea, we're in."
"Great! Now follow Trixie to her wonderful and magical abode."
The crusaders followed Trixie to her totally-not suspicious, not dangerous house located on the outskirts of Ponyville.
The crusaders gazed upon Trixie's home. It was pretty big for a home as the size of it was comparable to a warehouse. On the front of the house above the door was a sign that had spray-painted on it "Trixie's Funhouse".
"This is it?" Scootaloo said unimpressed.
"Yes, now follow Trixie inside!"
Trixie opened the door and the crusaders followed Trixie inside. Trixie locked the door behind them.
Inside the funhouse it was pitch dark.
"Uhh, I can't see a darn thing!"
"It smells kinda funny in here."
"I like to eat paste!"
"Whoops, forgot to turn on the light." Trixie flicked the light switch on.
"Ok, now who wants to get their cutie mark first?"
"Ahh do! Ahh do!" Applebloom yelled.
"No me!" Scootaloo yelled.
Sweetie Belle was slamming her head against the wall.
"Okay, okay, you can all go at once. Follow me to my special cutie mark acquirement room!"
Trixie ushered the three fillies into the small room.
"So now what do we do?"
"Take these. Put them on," Trixie gave the fillies each a latex suit.
"Errm, okay," Scootaloo said and put the suit on.
"It's really tight." Applebloom said.
"Why are there holes for our flanks and unmentionable parts?"
"Oh, you'll see soon enough. Now I want each of you to stand by that wall over there with the chains."
The fillies quickly trotted over to the wall.
"Now, raise your hooves up."
The fillies raised their hooves up.
"And perfect!" Trixie raised the chains up and wrapped them around the crusaders.
"Now Trixie is going to have some fun with you little fuckers!" Trixie took out a whip and lashed each crusader across the face.
"OW! what the fuck was that for!" Scootaloo cried.
Trixie lashed them again. Applebloom started to cry.
"You hurt me imma tell mah big sis on you!"
"Me and Rarity play this game all the time!"
Trixie lashed them again, ignoring their cries for help.
"Ok, now that we're all warmed up it's time to get fucking dirty."
Trixie went over to the wall and unchained Applebloom and put her in handcuffs. She threw her on a nearby table and laid her out.
"Time for Trixie to have some fun!"
Trixie started to insert her tongue in Applebloom's mouth. It squished around in her mouth. Trixie enjoyed every second of it. Applebloom continued to cry as Trixie inserted her hoof into Applebloom's clit. She felt around in her tender young vagina, penetrating her vaginal wall. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle continued to watch as Trixie and Applebloom's sweaty bodies touched and rubbed against each other.
"Ahh wanna go home!" Applebloom cried.
"We haven't even started yet, dear." Trixie continued to finger Applebloom.
"I haven't even used any of my fun toys yet!"
Trixie reached under the table and pulled out a 13-inch long dildo.
" This should do the trick!"
She flipped Applebloom over and inserted the dildo deeply into her anus. Applebloom cringed and shook as the dildo penetrated her anus. The dildo was so far in, her anus started to bleed. Trixie licked up the blood enjoying the taste of it. She started to suck the blood straight out of Applebloom's ass.
"This tastes soooo good."
Trixie started to orgasm. She then flipped Applebloom back over and gave Applebloom oral sex. Trixie got into a 69 position and put her clit in Applebloom's face. Suddenly, she ejaculated hard. The milky-fluid got all over Applebloom's face and some got in her mouth.
Once Trixie finished ejaculating, she reached under the table and pulled out a chainsaw. Applebloom's heart started pounding rapidly and she screamed for help. At this point Scootaloo was crying and Sweetie Belle was slamming her head against the wall.
"Applebloom no!" Scootaloo cried, "You're my only useful friend!"
Trixie revved up the chainsaw and slowly lowered it into Applebloom's leg. The chainsaw tore through her flesh. Blood went everywhere. Applebloom let out one final scream before fainting. Her leg had fallen completely off.
"This will do!" Trixie said excitedly.
She took the young filly's leg and inserted it into her vagina. She jammed it back and forth in her clit and soon had another orgasm.
Trixie revved up her chainsaw again and tore through Applebloom's neck, effectively decapitating her. She picked up her bloody head from the ground and put in on the table. Scootaloo puked from the horrible sight.
"Ok who's next?" Trixie said in excitement.
"NO FUCK NO!" Scootaloo screamed and cried, "ANYPONY, SOMEPONY SAVE US."
"When I grow up I want to be just like my sister Rarity!"
"Sweetie Belle! She just fucking raped and decapitated our best friend and now she's going to kill us!"
Trixie unchained Scootaloo and put her on the table and held her down.
"Break a leg!"
"SWEETIE BELLE YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKTARD IMAGINABLE I RA-"
Scootaloo was cut off by Trixie's hooves pounding her in the face. Trixie knocked most of the teeth from Scootaloo's mouth. She continued to brutally pound her in the face. Trixie then levitated Scootaloo's body a couple feet from the table. She picked up a knife and positioned it under Scootaloo's tender ass. She then dropped Scootaloo. The knife penetrated Scootaloo's anus. Blood and excrement began to flow out of her ass.
Trixie then levitated her body above the table and repeated dropping Scootaloo on the knife multiple times. Scootaloo cried and screamed for help. Trixie picked up some of the excrement from Scootaloo's anus and shoved it in Scootaloo's mouth. Trixie began to make out with Scootaloo, licking the inside of her shit filled mouth. Scootaloo couldn't take the taste of the excrement and puked into Trixie's mouth. Trixie joyfully swallowed the puke and excrement and then puked herself. The puke got all over Scootaloo's face. Satisfied, Trixie picked up her chainsaw.
She revved up the chainsaw and placed the blade right above her head. She pushed the chainsaw through Scootaloo's skull and forcefully tore through her whole body all the way to her flank. Trixie had thoroughly cut Scootaloo in half.
She turned off the chainsaw and got up on the table. She took one bloody half of Scootaloo and rubbed it against herself. Enjoying the innards of Scootaloo rubbing against her body. She put her face in her urinary tract and enjoyed the feces that rolled out. Trixie had another orgasm. She wiped Scootaloo's remains from the table and set her sights on Sweetie Belle.
"Yay! My turn to get my cutie mark!"
Trixie facehooved. "Fucking idiot."
Trixie unchained Sweetie Belle and put her on the table. She revved up her chainsaw and began to work on Sweetie Belle's horn.
The chainsaw tore completely through the horn. Trixie took the horn and inserted it into Sweetie Belle's vagina. Sweetie Belle laughed and got excited as she did this. Despite the blood pouring out from her vagina, Sweetie Belle had an orgasm. "More! More!" she cried. So that's what Trixie did. She flipped Sweetie Belle over and stuck the horn in her anus. She jammed it in multiple times to the delight of Sweetie Belle.
"Did mah cutie mark show up yet? What is it! What is it!"
Sweetie Belle started to annoy Trixie.
"For fuck's sake can you please shut the fuck up?"
Trixie took the horn and shoved it down Sweetie Belle's throat. Sweetie Belle was choking on her own horn. Trixie continued to push the horn through until it went through the back of Sweetie Belle's neck. Blood seeped out through her neck as she took her final breath and died.
"Fucking stupid children, can't shut the fuck up." Trixie angrily said.
Trixie went over to a sink and cleaned herself up. Hours later her phone rang. Trixie picked up the phone.
"So did you get the job done?"
"Yes, Trixie took care of her and her two dumbass friends."
"Oh thank Celestia, I can finally work in peace without that little shit messing things up."
"Great, so you'll send me my payment?"
"I'll come by later. Sounds good?"
"Yes; bring the bits, all the bits."
Trixie hung up the phone and relaxed after a long, fun day of sex, rape, and torture.