Author Notes: Gotta thank Raidra for reminding me about this idea. This is a completely different take from my usual stories, I've decided to add in some humor into it. And yes I'm a huge hypocrite.
As a longtime coroner operating in these regions of the Amazon, I've been presented with all sorts of corpses at the autopsy table. Ranging from the most disfigured to the least of the bunch. Most fatal wounds inflicted were done by the work of the creatures inhabiting here, others caused by man; usually related to drug crimes.
But today day was completely different, instead of the usual case I normally received; this was something far more terrifying. Think about it, what's far more horrifying than a body being given to you in completely dismembered parts? Take a wild guess.
A gigantic catfish, well at first I thought the guys were pulling my leg again. Till I regrettably saw the front end of its tail; two legs were protruding from its wide gaping mouth. And I'm tasked with the removal of the person's body from the fish.
I dunno what's more disturbing, this or the fact that this person didn't even had his pants or any underwear on.