One day, I was feeling bored so I flipped through the channels yadayadayada and I noticed that there was no channel 666. The first thing I did was do a Google search and I found nothing. So I punched in 666 in my remote and I wwnr ro [went to] 667. So I gave up. Then one night, I had a dream. In my dream, I woke up, turned on the tv, punched in 666 into the remote, and nothing happened. I tried again in the morning and again, I got redirected to 667. I had another dream after that but it was still the same and I tried again in the morning.
This went on for four weeks before I lost interest. On the night of August 27, 2011, I had the dream again, but this time it was different. I went to channel 666 and I was greeted with static. And then suddenly, I felt an earthquake and an image started to form. A storm. And then a sequences of nature's deadliest occurences. At the same time, there was a hell lot of war footage. And then it showed all sorts of bad things happening around the world. But that's not so bad right? I couldn't be more than fucking wrong.
A logo appeared at the bottom right:
And then I heard a speech, a long and boring speech, so horrible that I fell asleep in my dream yet I was able to watch the whole thing. And then I saw glimpses of the nations leaders gathered together. What the hell was this channel trying to tell me? And then I heard words that stopped my heart right there (actually I just woke up).
Then the radio mentioned a word. Diplomats. I reached for it to turn it off and I felt something. I touched it.
And a skeleton fell on me.