This is one of the only stories on Creepy Pasta that I had to quit reading it because of the chills I was getting.
"The wind....it is......blowing..."~ Ganondorf Dragmire 16:20, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
Damn, damn damn. This is so sick and horrible... I love it. Ew. Really gave me the chills. Parorou 06:02, November 30, 2011 (UTC)
I'm not sure whether this is supposed to make me feel ashamed of masturbation or proud of it ಠ_ಠ12:54, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
ok who in their right mind uses a raw carrot for anal masturbation!? Shit yo, you never put vegetables up yo bum, if you feel the need for some assplay, you get a condom for whatever you are going to put up there, if not that, then get a plug, or something. This whole story made me creeped out though lol...
Weirdozzy 18:25, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
That story really made me want anal...now where did my girlfriend get to, the lucky girl??? Powers1902 12:10, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
This story really freaks me out... AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 07:13, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
OOOHHH MY GOD. This is the grossest creepypasta I've ever read. Here I sit all broken hearted, came the shit but only farted. 01:16, March 27, 2012 (UTC)
Well I would like to know the sick fuck who read this in the playboy magazine and went "Ohhhh Yeahhh.. You sit on that carrot." I Have Officially Spoken 16:01, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
Dear God I hope this is fake Edit
I had to read this between gagging fits, And I still skimmed over the part where his guts were pulled out of his anus(spoiler) It would take a truly jaded and depraved person to do a reading of this
Bravo! Really, bravo! You, sir, have one twisted mind. God, taking a crap will never be the same again. Killerbumblebee 13:31, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
Jesus, this was so disgustingly mesmerizing that I missed 4 song on Last.fm. And I will never again masturbate in a pool...ATCaver 21:17, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Man. That was one weird story. Though, it wasn't that gross. Not to toot my horn, but I read it without a problem.
P.S. I'm a girl. "OH MY HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE HECK YEAH ALL RIGHT I FINALLY GOT IT WOO" ~Me when I got my CD of Hetalia (talk) 06:47, August 5, 2012 (UTC)