Ok, I'm writing this from personal experience and it worked. You must do as I say. Anyway, instructions:

1. Get 4 people, 2 girls and 2 boys.
2. The eldest boy goes on the far right, youngest boy on the close-to-middle right, eldest girl on far left, and youngest girl on the close-to-middle left.
3. The eldest girl must say Mortem vocare (latin for: Death Must Summon).
4. The youngest girl, after the eldest girl, must say Fata Posset Mentiri Aut Vivere (latin for: Our Fates Might Lie or Live).
5. The youngest boy, after the youngest girl, must say Nihil Tradet Nos in Fideli Ritu (latin for: Nothing Will Betray Us in Our Faithful Ritual).
6. The eldest boy, after the youngest boy, must say Ave Mors Domini Et Hominis (latin for: All Hail Death is Lord and Man).
7. All lights within 24 feet of you will flicker and turn off, and then the moon will be visible no matter what time it is, or where you are.
8. Tell ALL of the people who said the words (including you) to close their eyes within fifteen seconds of the lights turning off. They will hear ear-peircing screeches in their ears (by "their", remember I mean you too).
9. They must open their eyes after a minute of hearing the screech, and they will see a man standing behind you, this is where you come in, you MUSTN'T TURN AROUND!
   1. If you turn around, you will see that man for a nanosecond of a nanosecond, and he will haunt your dreams forever
10. Now, remember, don't turn around. The people who said the words will be able to see him. But it would be illegal to describe the person's appearance, so tell the people not to say it.
11. You will hear an ear-piercing scream again, but only in your ear, nobody else's. Don't look around still, it's the man behind you screaming.
12. Ok, now when you've heard the scream, you're free to turn around.
13. The man has a shaved mustache, deep grey eyes, an expressionless mouth, broken sunglasses dangling out of his jean pockets, and a yellow t-shirt with a denim jacket. The man will nod at you and pull a document out of his pocket.
14. You must open it. The document will read a list of names in alphabetical order with the surnames first, and their death purposes (e.g. Kinley, Sarah : Car crash on 18 June 2027)
15. Find your name, study your death date and purpose etc, have your little stroll. You have as much time as needed, the man will just wait.
    1. When you've finished reading, don't look back up at the man. He would have completely conjuctivitis-y red eyes. But just stare at the paper and nod.
16. The man will walk away, you must follow, leaving the speakers behind.
17. You will follow him through the street until he leads you to a blue camaro, you will both go in it, he will flick the key in the keyhole and drive away. He will drive around the desert, you can ask him any questions you want on the way.
18. This man is Death by the way.
19. He will stop at a petrol garage in the middle of the desert, called Cactus Gas and Other Supplies.
20. Death will park in the 3rd parking spot on the left, he will go into the shopping area, you must drive the car to the 2nd petrol thingymabob on the right.
21. Fill the car up like normal, lalalalalala.
22. Once you have finished, Death will come out of the shopping area with a dead body covered in a white blanket in his hands. He will stuff it in the back.
    1. Opening the blanket, or even touching it will curse you for all eternity. And you would...you don't wanna know...
23. Now that Death is back in the car, you can resume to asking questions. But guess what! You can't ask any questions to him at all now. He will drive you to a restaurant in London.
24. When the waiter comes do your table, he will place a glass of cola on it, this is your cola.
    1. If the cola is completely full, then Death will remain your ally. He will automatically be on your cell phone, helping you kill baddies in your nightmares. But beware, he'll follow you all over in his blue camaro, glaring in your window, that's what he's doing to me right now.
    2. If the cola is half-full, then I'll have to tell you this secret. You were the body he got out of Cactus Gas.