"Hey... Wake up... WAKE UP, kid!"

"Huh...? What?"


"Oh, no. Not you again! Please..."

"Shhhhhh. It's okay, just your best buddy Lester is all!"

"No! You leave me alone right now! I wanna go back to sleep!! Mom's gonna come in any second, I bet!! You're not my friend, Pink Lester!"


"Sorry! Sorry, I forgot... please, don't be mean, okay? I forgot..."

"It's not weird to wear pink, is it? If you're a boy, I mean?"

"Of course not, Lester! No. Please, just leave me alone."

"Not until we've had our fun! It's fun-time, kid!"


"Ha ha ha! I say yes."


"What did we do last night? Do you remember?"

"Guh-glass... glass..."

"YES! That was funny!"

"It wasn't!"

"Real funny. But now I'm bored with it."

"What are you going to do to me? Please, maybe don't do anything at all, okay? Even just for one night, Pink Lester?"


"Ow!! OWWWW! Pleeeeease, I'm sorry, I forgot! I want to go to sleep! OW! OW-W-W! That's my arrrrmmmm!!"


"Hi, Mom!"

"What are you doing in here? It's time for bed!!"

"I know, Mom. I was just talking to my imaginary friend."

"You have school tomorrow. Go to SLEEP, Lester."

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