Mr. Happy
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Added by RetardoTheMagnificentSome people fear local legends, others tend to do otherwise. This one that I have heard ever since I was a small child. I never believed it until I heard a couple of stories about him..
He is real and he wants to show the world one murder at a time. Are you prepared to hide, to run, to survive? I will tell you the information and a report of this man. This "Mr. Happy".
One man in my neighborhood has told me the following: Anywhere in the world, as long as it's passed midnight, you will be greeted by him. Usually on old roads of highways next to deep forests, maybe sometimes a bridge or so. Look out for an old 1979 Chevy truck that is old, rusted, beat down, and nearly looks totalled.
You'll be able to hear the sputtering of the engine and the tools boxes crashing against each other. Once you see this truck, don't run or he'll squash you like a bug. Stay there, and he'll stop next to you. His hood ornament is simply nothing else but a dog's head, with eye sockets as black and as empty as the night sky.
His head will twitch violently before finally staring at you. His eyes are stitched shut along with his mouth, but in a crude twisted smile. He has no ears and no nose, and he is completely bald. He's about 6"5, very slender, wears a navy blue jumpsuit with a name tag that reads "HELLO, MY NAME IS: Mr. Happy", leather gloves, and steel tipped boots. Some have reported seeing him in a suit, similar to the Slenderman.
He'll then reach for you and pull you into his truck and drive deep into the woods. He'll knock you unconscious before dragging you into his shack.
You'll awake with him staring at you and a knife in his hand. He'll spin you around to see his 'collection' of mannequin heads with people's faces streched over them, and then his fridge filled with various organs, and lastly he'll show you his closet with someone already in there.
He'll drag them to you and slit their throat in front of you. Then he'll shove his hand into the wound, dislocate, and pull the bottom jaw out of the wound. He'll then take his knife and begin to carve a smile into the face.
Once he's done, it's you turn to rot in the closet until he finds a new vicitm. So stay indoors at night. Never peek out your window. Lastly, lock your door, or he'll find you. Or so I heard. Beware of Mr. Happy, for all I know, is that he could be anywhere at anytime. I haven't experienced amything yet, but I'll put up anthing if I do have an encounter.
I Promise.