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Hello there. My name is Prof. Giuseppe Tekigami. Odd name, huh? My mother is Italian, and my father is Japanese. Anyway, the only reason I have this recorder device is because my deceased aunt left it to me in her will. I miss her, she used to buy me pizza every time I visited. I'm a professor at the little known Japanese research facility called Crocodile Tears Research Center, where I'm at now. The work is pretty easy, I just look for genetic changes and abnormalities in reptiles. I have a degree in herpetology from the Nokohaka Institute Of Reptilian Studies. I'll be recording any findings, but I won't make any promises. Things are pretty boring.

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Awesome! We just bought this lizard from a police auction! I haven't seen it yet, but apparently it was rescued from a group of now captured murderers. I'm going to be the one researching it!

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OK, so something weird happened today. I was looking at the police auction lizard's records, and it turns out they weren't just murderers. Satanists. Well, that's a little strange, but lizards are my passion. Who am I to judge?

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OK, things have taken a turn for the worse! I was inspecting the genes, when the lizard collapsed! It's in the resident veterinarian's office. Let's hope it's survivi... OH. MY. GOD. Something is wrong with the genes... No, this can't be. This lizard is on a triple helix! No, the genes must have fused a little. Wait, I've seen something like this before. It's one of those theories... what are they called... oh yeah, conspiracy theories! I'm sort of into reading them, and I remember one. Lemme look it up on my laptop...oh yeah, the Jesus Was An Alien Theory. I know it's really far fetched, but people say that Jesus was an alien. Crazy? Some people say the government found the cross on which Jesus was crucified, and that the dried blood they found had not a double helix, but a triple helix! And that Jesus was ACTUALLY abducted by others of his species rather than being resurrected, and that he was of a species dubbed Homo Superiorus. If this is true, I may have found some kind of holy or alien lizard! I'll research more tomorrow.

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OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. I studied the genes more, and there IS no abnormality! It really is a new species! Since I discovered it, I will name it and submit it to the government! I'm going to name it Lepidosauromorpha Superiorus!

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What the hell!? It was Triple Helix, and a new species, but for some reason when the government scanned it, it was just a komodo dragon!

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I'm still pissed about the government thing, but on the bright side the lizard is OK! I just took some more samples. Scanning...oh my god! It's multiplied to a quadruple helix!!! How is this possible!? Have I discovered some kind of rapid DNA cancer? Amazing...wait...what's that? I see a faint glow on the lizard's back. Too dusty though. Ah, there's my feather duster! Oh wow, it's...so beautiful...almost...hypnotizing...I'm a little sleepy...it's so beautiful...wait...it looks like...

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It is so beautiful. So holy, yet so unholy. I have become one with the lizard. What has happened to me? I am... hideous. Why can't I be beautiful like you, my master? Why must I have these horns... this hideous red hide? These red eyes? Why do I havE tHeSe FaNgS!?!? wHy Am I cRyInG tHeSe TeArS oF bLoOd!?!? WhY aM i SlOwLy FaDiNg OuT oF rEaLiTy MaStEr!?!? GoOdByE cRuEl WoRlD...

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Oh thank god, it was just a dream. I dreamt that I had transformed into some kind of demonic lizard man... Thank God it was just a dream.

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Well, just looked over the recorder entries so far. Pretty good if I do say so myself... well, it's weird that I fell asleep after looking at the lizard's pattern. I'm going to look at it again, to make sure whether or not it's a hypnotic defense.

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wHy My MaStEr? YoU hAvE mAdE mE mOrE hIdEoUs ThAn BeFoRe... I aM dEcAyInG fAsTeR aS wElL... gOoDbYe WoRlD...

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Ah! That nightmare again... jeez... yeah, it's a hypnotic defense. I'm going to a therapist's office.

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sTaB sTaB sTaB i LiKe StAbBiNg ThIs HuMaN. hE cRiEs FoR hIs MoMmY aNd UsEs HiS bRoKeN cElLuLaR pHoNe To TrY tO cAlL tHe "CoPs", BuT tHeY aRe DeAd ToO. wHaT iS tHiS pIeCe Of PaPeR oN tHe WaLl? "pRoFeSsOr RuSsO pHd?" Oh No I aM fAdInG aWaY... gOoDbYe WoRlD...

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Oh god I just woke up. I am holding a knife and sitting in front of a mangled Professor Russo!!! The horror... is it my subconscious!? I can't live anymore... I've killed an innocent man. I have to avenge him. I have to exorcise this unholy freak of lizards from my soul the only way I can... gOoDbYe WoRlD...

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