With eyes of blue and hair of gold
Katrina, my one true love
How many times have I told?
I love you, I said
Your beautiful and funny and smart!
You told me “Go away!”
And that, my dear, broke my heart.
And then he came
That man, tall and dark he was. His arms were very thick
I hated him. I really did!
Yet despite my love for you, it seemed he gave you a kick
But don’t worry Katrina, my one true love
I shall not let that be
Safe from those vile temptations
Safe you are with me
The tall dark demon I have vanquished
His remains burned to ash and dust
I know you loved him, but you must see
He has no place with us
And you, Katrina, my pretty, my dear
Are doing and looking absolutely fine
From my mantelpiece your cold dead eyes look into my room
And we will be together until the end of time