With eyes of blue and hair of gold

Katrina, my one true love

How many times have I told?

I love you, I said

Your beautiful and funny and smart!

You told me “Go away!”

And that, my dear, broke my heart.

And then he came

That man, tall and dark he was. His arms were very thick

I hated him. I really did!

Yet despite my love for you, it seemed he gave you a kick

But don’t worry Katrina, my one true love

I shall not let that be

Safe from those vile temptations

Safe you are with me

The tall dark demon I have vanquished

His remains burned to ash and dust

I know you loved him, but you must see

He has no place with us

And you, Katrina, my pretty, my dear

Are doing and looking absolutely fine

From my mantelpiece your cold dead eyes look into my room

And we will be together until the end of time