So, it was Tuesday August 28 at 11:00 and I was playing G-Mod. I recently found this DarkRP server and started playing it for a while then came back later when not many people were on but my friend iG evo. Me and him were just fooling around and talking. I was farming money printers since me and him were the only ones on and pretty much just trying to get a shit ton of money. We were walking around when he said he saw a shadow. He said it was probably a glitch and I agreed.
I asked him what it looked like and he said it was hard to explain. I asked him if it was a door with a shadow over it (since I was looking at one, normal garrys mod lighting glitch) and he said it was more of a figure. I asked him what he mean't and he said like a person. We just went on playing and as we were walking back to my base he said he saw it for a split second in a warehouse. We went over, I barricaded it and he wrote a sign saying Scareh child melestur D: over the yellow warehouse. We went back to my base and farmed and he went out to try and kill the scareh child melestur.
We have since then barricaded all openings to the sewers/subways. He went over to the elevator entrance (if you have played a DarkRP you will know what i'm talking about) and went down. I chose not to come along, and he went down saying If I don't come back, tell my imaginary wife shes a lieing bitch and then he went to find this weird shadow person. I went back to printer farming and took like 20k of his prints (LOL) and I asked him if he deded teh shadow man. He said he saw him but he lost him. About 1–3 minutes later he started saying WHAT THE FUCK and I asked him whats wrong.
He said that he found him and it was throwing chairs at him. He died and came back to the printer base and I talked to him a little about it, he said he shot him but he just threw chairs faster. (We were not scared at all, maybe a little in the way PewDiePie is scared when making amnesia videos but not truly terrified. I mean ffs its garrys mod. But that's why we were saying funny stuff, not that this is supposed to be a funny article. Its like being scared playing Mc Pixel). So yay, we were talking and a dude named Blackwolf joined.
We went to go tell him about this guy and we did but shortly after the server crashed and a message came up saying Once I find you you will be under my control. We rejoined, I said what the fuck we should DC and iG evo said Fuck that im not a pussy but five seconds later he said GTG (LOL PUSSY). So I stayed a little trying to talk to blackwolf but I got no response. I shot him in the leg and got no response, then I disconnected.
Right now it is 12:15 AM on the 29th, and the server is still up and its called Insanity Gaming. You can join right now and see blackwolf and possibly me (By the way my steam name is A Big Hard One lol). So yay, nothing like fucking creepy ass Legend of Zelda Ben creepypasta, but no bullshit this actually happened. Believe it or not, I couldn't give the slightest fuck.
If you didn't notice, if I was bullshitting you I wouldn't write down the servers name my steam name and my friends steam name. So yay, weird child molester invisible people trying to kill us with chairs. Meh. Sorry about the shitty article by the way, didn't really try make this as something to tell around the campfire more than a quick story of what just happened not an hour and a half ago. Well that's pretty much it. Cya.