When the zombie apocalypse finally arrived, it was supposed to be full of adventure and badass weapons. In reality it pretty much sucked as you will hear from this story. Original story: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Zombie_Apocalypse_Sucks
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This is some ol’ bullshit! I tell ya what; this here zombie apocalypse ain’t livin up to what it...
I am here to hopefully make life just a little bit more pleasant and enjoyable for my brothers...