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Twitter: @JarfOmega LYRICS: It's my birthday! It's my birthday! FUCK YES!

You will come to my birthday party or you are going to DIE!

(Wise words from a wise native.) Many moons ago, JMAN come. Him bring sweet tea, him bring chicken dressing.

I fell from a star in the sky When I was still a baby, I learned how to travel time I went back and fed some natives who were destined to die The feast of tea and dressing gave them strength to survive

So now my birthday is a holiday To celebrate it is the only way To thank me for saving your ancestors You exist because I saved them first

So every year we celebrate the day I saved the human race My house is the place That we will celebrate


Sweet tea, dressing, naked women, my birthday is gon-b fuck'n awesome.

My birthday is the only holiday to me If you're not at my party, I'll B-I-T-E your soul And pee inside your brain I'll take away your junk mail and I'll turn it into PAAAAAAAAAAIN!

Unless you are religious or super-patriotic Almost all the holidays are pretty idiotic So I celebrate myself and when I came to Earth Even though I hate my life, I celebrate my birth

So every year we celebrate the day I came to Earth to stay Cause getting old is lame But Jessmadan is great*



Come to my house on October 13th** or I will beat you up while you're asleep. And bring some girls that are preferably naked.

You will come to my birthday party or you are going to die.

  • Jessmadan is the holy day in which the birth of me is celebrated. It is much like Ramadan, but badasser and without all that silly fasting and god-type shit.
    • October 13th was the original party date in 2007. My actual birthday is October 15th.

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