Hello, my name is Damien Fleming, and I'm a high ranking scientist for the WHO (World Health Organization). I've been studying parasites for the last few days, and I came across something very unusual.....
Last Monday, an asteroid landed in the parking lot of a motel in downtown Washington D.C., some scientists here at the pentagon wanted ME, out of all the people in the world, to look at it. Those scientists killed themselves when they left my office, with a suicide note saying "KILL IT WITH FIRE". I haven't the slightest idea why I was given it, but I might as well take a look at the damn rock. I found thousands of alien microbes on it, and I almost got a heart attack when I figured out what they were. They were PARASITES! I finally found something new to study!
Dr. Fleming here again, I'm not feeling good anymore. I think these parasites could be dangerous....
I wanted to see what the microbes would do when mixed with the H1N1 Influenza virus. They just mutated it and made it one of them. What really scares me is that the microbes have grown so much, now they're just a thick slime. I'm going to report this.
Its been a month since I've studied the microbes, they're no longer a thick slime...they're huge smelly egg like growths. I'm really scared, I want to take a flamethrower and burn them. But no, the other scientists still want to study them. Fuck this, I'm gonna kill them next time I get a chance to study them.
(Heavy Breathing) I don't have much time, the eggs hatched and the microbes mutated everyone else's bodies, I'm gon......(Admin voice: The battery for the recording device has ran out).
These recordings are proof of the source of the invasion of these parasitical alien creatures that are dominating the planet. However....they're impossible to kill.....if only we knew their weakness. (Lights cigarette)