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Another Dirty Movie...The following are blog entries retrieved from a murder suspect linked to an ongoing 'investigation. These take place over the course of two months.
The following is property of the Person County Sheriff's Dept and is released in hopes of clarifying the events of April 12, 2012.
My name is Leon Jerome Dell, but people call me Holly. I went to film school for a bit. Didn't give a shit. So I quit. I should really be a poet :)
Animals are my life. I live to love them, and I always will.
The film school's cameras were too good for me so I stole them. Haven't put 'em down since. I make $5 here, $200 there...but the biggest payoff is the fucked up shit I record.
I like to videotape women getting nailed in the ass. It is the way it is and it looks awesome!
You ever wonder why they call it doggy style? I'll tell you a false reason: because that's how doggies do it. SYKE! IN YO FACE! Think that's something?!
Peep this: DoggyStyle comes from two donut swilling policemen catching a naturalist having sex with his pet beagle. When the judge asked the DA what the charges were, the bastard said, "Animal cruelty, doggy style." Before vomiting in court.
This one time I fucked a gorilla at a zoo when I was eight. I got spanked but I liked it. Then I got caught jacking it at another zoo, spanked, loved it! Since then, I've loved animals even more.
Another time I was filming for the Jersey Shore and saw J-Titty-Woww's doggy. I got fired but they still used my footage of Snooki getting beat up cause it was boss!
Then there was the time a drugdealer homie of mine got me on board this sick granny-porn bullshit. Best things that came from it: I got a boy so fucked up the night before, he forgot breaking into their house then taping me making love to their pet doggy, and now he's in jail :D That dude is my hero.
Saddest part? My drugdealer home boy is dead because he "felt bad"...or because of the embalming fluid I put in the tar.
Here I am in Cancun. Cancoon. Can Coon. Not being a racist, I mean it! I love black chicks! But think about it...in the title it says, Can Coon. Does that mean there are raccoons here?
The po-po are hunting me down in NC. The dude in jail knows another homie of mine, who might be able to put me where others will want my booty. Not cool. Gotta do something about this.
Found out where homeboy lives. Gonna get his pet lab's ass and make his momma sue him :D
At the house. Really dark like. I see his momma, an oldie bitch with blonde hair walking the doggy. I think her name is Sandy. Such a pretty name.
They lock up really good. Deadbolts, passcodes, everything! I broke a window and went inside. Dumbasses. His mom was so loaded she is out like a light. Sandy is so nice...she'll bark at you for a while, but then just walks right up to you as long as you're chill and calm. Her hair is jet black like an Italian's...she is older, but that's ok. She's in shape and that's all that matters.
In LA. Getting ready to film some late night bullshit. Boring, but rent ain't cheap. Man, my dick itches.
Tonight I heard Wesley got out of jail, the judge letting him go for lack of evidence. Gonna watch him a bit. See what he does before I head back across the god damn country. Motherfucker better not be looking to scrap because I'll give him something he won't see coming!
On a plane to NC. Son of a bitch called a hit on me! An ACTUAL HIT-JOB! He went into his savings apparently and hired a low-life out here to hunt me down. Man, fuck this dude! He's gonna get it!
LMFAO! Dude is staying at a motel because his mommy won't let him come home. Sad sack of shit, should've just kept his mouth shut. I got pictures of Sandy from last month and I'm slipping them in his door. He's in there with someone so I'm calling him out alone.
Five minutes is all Holly needs! I also set up some cameras in the area so I can never forget how much this bitch ass cries!
The creator of this text is considered armed and extremely dangerous. He is wanted in questioning for the animal cruelty charges as well as the murder of Jorge Gomez. If you have any information, contact the Person County Sheriff's Department in Roxboro, North Carolina.