A man walked up to me and said "Do not chase, for it will end you," I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him but as soon as I finished he was gone. I decided I was weirded out for a day, and walked home as if nothing happened. About 2 hours later, I was playing Minecraft with my friends, We talked about our excitement for version 1.8 (The Adventure Update) coming out in 3 days, but then my Minecraft froze. I knew what happened, I expected the usual "Minecraft has run out of memory" but instead I got F. I remembered seeing the other letters, but strained to remember what they were. "Dawrf? No... Dwarf? No no no..."
"Dwarf!" I yelled out. "But... what does it mean...?" I walked outside and saw that man from before. He told me "Seek out the woods, find the hole. Make it deep enough." "Deep enough for what?!" I yelled, and to no surprise I did not see him again after I finished. "Who the hell was that...?" I thought to myself. I emptied my backpack, got some supplies and headed out to the woods.
And then, about 4 hours into exploring the woods, I saw something in the corner of my eye, not tall enough to be human. I looked at my watch to see it was 10:00. Everyone's probably worried about me, but I've gone too far to stop now. I saw a large crater. I somehow knew this is the spot, so I got my shovel out and started digging.
"I'm going insane," I thought to myself, I've been out here for hours to dig a hole, why? I have no freakin' idea! Was this a dream? No, way too real to be a dream. I decided to set up a camp and get some rest, it was becoming extremely late.
Digging, again without rest, I wondered how long I could keep this up, not much longer, I thought the shadow keeps coming back, I've gotta find out what it is.
A shadow, once again! I chased it this time, determined to find out what it was. I chased it in a circle for at least an hour until it pushed me. Where? I do not know,
Hole! yes! the hole! it pushed me down there. I hit the bottom of the hole, ( which was quite large) and I was barely alive. The shadow walked up to me and I finally knew what it was. A dwarf, and it will sing the first word of each paragraph to me until I perish.