Contents 1 Yeah, i need your help 2 Advertise My Pastas 3 Stretch Chat 4 Itsquitesofttbh... 5 Sad creepypastas? 6 Kickban from chat 7 Look at my post above, I forgot to give it a heading. 8 RE: The Journal of Project 13 9 Made a bit of a mistake. 10 Hey... about the Orphaned Pages 11 A compliment 12 regarding my pasta 13 :I 14 that was a bit of an overeaction. 15 Just need your approval, so please reply. 16 MeganPepper's Applacation 17 Chat Moderator Request 18 Adminship Request 19 Is the wiki acting up? 20 Hey, me again 21 Creepypasta deletion 22 Need help with BEN 23 I accidentally created a category 24 Dear ClericofMadness, 25 AlixeTiir's Application 26 Regarding a poetry category... 27 Request to protect a page? 28 The Banzai Pipeline 29 Herp derp, people need to make headers 30 Vandalism 31 King Starscream's game 32 The Siamese Cat 33 Sorry 34 Mike Spamm's UN-Application 35 How Does I Shot (Inter)Web? 36 Beauu's Adminship Request 37 Does you still need new chat mods? :o 38 Unclever Name's Adminship Request 39 Regarding {C} 40 Plox 2 be unbanz? 41 Flatomb878's Application 42 Yo 43 People, Use Headers 44 Kickbanning 45 Problems 46 Swearing 47 Reply 48 Reply 2 49 Help...! 50 Did you... 51 Adminship Request 52 Category!? 53 poll 54 Apologies 55 Please Read This 56 Fail 57 Re: Alter-net 58 MooseJuice's Application 59 What Site Rules? 60 Is chat acting up? 61 HAI 62 *Insert poorly written, rage filled appeal here* 63 my application 64 New Categories 65 SpicyHandofMarriage's Application 66 Hey, 67 Chat 68 Questions 69 Please Consider 70 Cleric 71 Apologies. 72 USERNAME 73 Banned 74 Um... Wheres My Story 75 Ban request. 76 RE: Categories Violation. 77 Blog Pasta? 78 We need to talk. 79 CLERIC HELP!!!!! 80 RetardoTheMagnificent's Application 81 A Question Regarding My Novellathingy. 82 Kickban from Chat :l 83 Help please 84 Anonymous spammer. 85 Important. 86 Vandalism? 87 Please check this page 88 Haha 89 Pasta Deletion Request 90 OOTS' Application 91 as a matter of fact... 92 Request - Chat Moderator 93 Hey Cleric... 94 PLEASE MAKE MLP PAGE! 95 Need Assistance 96 Finalclaw's application 97 I honestly don't know 98 Lolster1's administrator application 99 Help with the article listing 100 Article Listing Fail 101 Weirdowithcoffee's application 102 yay4u 103 Mr. Pengy's Application 104 Just Wanted To Say Thank You 105 I have an idea/suggestion. 106 Can anyone edit the community message? 107 KlownofKilling 108 Chat. :/ 109 King of creepers application 110 This is a header.

Yeah, i need your helpEdit

I want to nominate a pasta, but it's labeled as Suggested Reading, does that mean i can still nominate it? Nelfen 11:29, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

Um, PotM is pretty much to showcase lesser-known pages and something in the suggested reading doesn't really need that sort of highlighting, as it is already showcased in a way. ClericofMadness 19:25, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

All right, thanks for the help Nelfen 11:03, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Advertise My PastasEdit

I would like to know why I can't adverise my own Creepypasta's on my own profile. I feel that if someone is going on my profile they should know what I have done. SovietTheRussian 14:07, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

==> userpage ClericofMadness

Stretch Chat Edit

This guy stretched chat.... here's a screenshot

Yeah that was some 'dikius spamming. ClericofMadness 20:00, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

• facepalm* Sorry, forgot to sign my post D: ~Trey-Ninja-Walrus: King Of Derpiness~ 20:04, November 28, 2011 (UTC)

Itsquitesofttbh...Edit

So there is this user "Itsquitesofttbh" and he's been posting several trollpastas... which if you read them The troof behind the number 1 The troof behind scary songs] etc etc, you will realize why I'm asking you to ban him. Along with continuous trolling his shitpastas can be quite racist of nature. Please do the wiki a favor and ban him... quickly :)))))))

Regards Mr.Zalgopasta 22:51, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

You're a bit slow... "16:53, November 29, 2011, ClericofMadness"

Sad creepypastas? Edit

Well, can they be allowed? Still new around anyways.... {C}---red 01:13, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Dad.txt

ClericofMadness 01:14, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Kickban from chatEdit

{C}I think this was a mistake or would like it to be reconsidered

Why are you still reading my post/contribution 06:58, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

SFW Porn is still porn, yo.

I see.

Why are you still reading my post/contribution 07:44, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Cleric, I keep trying to join chat but it has an error. You know how in the right hand bar it says how is in chat. On mine, it's empty. Could you explain please?

Daniel942 19:55, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Look at my post above, I forgot to give it a heading.Edit

Daniel942 20:13, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Erm, what browser and what version are you using? Chat's working for me and people are talking. ClericofMadness 20:18, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

RE: The Journal of Project 13 Edit

In terms of my Pasta, the Journal of Project 13, it's an ongoing thing I was thinking of while in the shower. It'll take well over a week to finish completely, but I'll probably be seperating it into multiple parts. I'll leave that at part 1, so part 2 should be up some time soon.

EDIT: Oh, and it said the journal was discovered in 2011. The journal entries go through the cold war, and then.. Well, the rest will remain a secret, for a few parts.

Al3xei 01:57, December 1, 2011 (UTC)Al3xei

My bad I was mistaken, Thanks for clearing that up.SovietTheRussian 03:28, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Made a bit of a mistake. Edit

I was trying to add the "Items/Objects" category to the "Do You Do Voodoo?" page and accidentally made a non-exsistant category (Obj). If you could delete the category page, that's be nice of you. Sorry if I give you any hardships, Scavengmon 16:40, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Hey... about the Orphaned PagesEdit

Do you mind telling me how to get to the Orphaned section. I can't find it by searching. I just don't want to have to be a bother going back and forth in chat whenever my wifi fails.

Regards Mr.Zalgopasta 02:11, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Dammit Zalgo you beat me to it :P Sloshedtrain 02:38, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

Special:LonelyPages ClericofMadness

May I be unbanned from the chat? ._.

Sorry about not uplading my page to the article listing I uploaded it during school, and they had blocked Article Listing without me finding out. I did try to delete the page but had to leave before I got the chance. It wont happen again now I know AL is blocked at school. Again im very sorry.

RiotousMutt 18:18, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

A complimentEdit

It seems that all you get is complaints and apologies on here so....

Nice hat on your chaos symbol thingy. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 19:04, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

D'AW :3 ClericofMadness 19:04, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

regarding my pastaEdit

I'm ok. is gonna be a subject for a blogpasta im gonna make. Try reading the first letter of every paragraph

PHM? Interesting. Something like that really needs to be made into a blog post itself if you want to make an ARG out of it, which would be wholly interesting and a new use of the blogs. ClericofMadness 15:37, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

 :I Edit

I wasn't trying to be racist.

When I said 'gay', I was referring to the game, not the black term.

When I said 'n—', I meant what I said.

I'm usually not racist, but that game ticks me off. =.='

How long am I kickbanned for?

Beauu 20:49, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. --Master Yoda.

Gay is a derogatory term in reference to homosexuals when thrown around like that. It is nothing but ignorant and racist. Same with the N word. Day at least, or until I remember to unkick. I'm not impressed. ClericofMadness 21:02, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

D:

Sorry Cleric, I'll do better.

Beauu 21:40, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

I've now added those stories to the article listings. Is there anything else I need to do?

that was a bit of an overeaction.Edit

I was only joking around, no need to kickban me. It's not like I stretch chatted.

Daniel942 20:27, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Just need your approval, so please reply.Edit

I am going to make a troll pasta and post it in the "Horrible Troll Pasta" section. Will you allow me to do this? (LooneyDude 20:34, December 4, 2011 (UTC))

There's a Trollpasta Wikia. ClericofMadness 21:35, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

MeganPepper's Applacation Edit

Hi. I really wan't to be a admin. I am active, and only gone on weekdays (School). I'm active about all of the weekend, accept on sunday because i have church. I stay in the chat alot, and have written a Creepypasta. I don't read pastas as much as i used to.

Application noted; will consider. ClericofMadness 21:36, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Chat Moderator Request Edit

I am Cloverbeatme!!, I have been here for almost a year, I am on chat for most of the day, and I have done my very best to keep this place nice. I have had experience on this wiki long enough to know when someone is not following the rules. If you don't accept my request, then I'll understand.

{{SUBST:Signatures/Cloverbeatme!!}} 21:19, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Application noted, will consider. ClericofMadness 21:36, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Adminship RequestEdit

Hello, I been on the wiki for a while and contribed alot and kept the wiki safe. I worked hard to keep this in order. I also been admin on mutiple forums. Well, its your choice now. Sloshedtrain 22:49, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Is the wiki acting up?Edit

Cause everytime I try to add a topic on a talk page it says that somebody else has been editing the page when I'm the only one. Then whenever I publish what I write appears multiples times then I have to go and edit it out. For one thing I just want you to know that I'm not trying to pointsgame. Secondly it's annoying as all hell.

Regards,

Mr.Zalgopasta 23:33, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

This seems to be a global issue. Most likely the post was submitted already. It sometimes doubles your talk messages. ClericofMadness 23:37, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

What do you mean by "submitted already" though? Like, someone said the exact same thing right before I posted it? Mr.Zalgopasta 23:40, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Like your edit went through already. There's a bug in the software. ClericofMadness 23:53, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Oh alright. I see what you're saying now :))))))) Mr.Zalgopasta 23:56, December 4, 2011 (UTC)

Ghost in the Shell > Bug in the Software ClericofMadness

Hey, me againEdit

I've been thinking, and I think that was a joke gone too far. If I am still banned could you unban me? I know what I have done wrong and I am sorry. For all I know, that could have happened to someone in the past. Sorry again.

Daniel942 17:20, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Creepypasta deletion Edit

I as the author of these two pastas am requesting their deletion. I have no clue what got into me to write those stories which clearly aren't quality pastas. The first was an oriental-style pasta combined with mysticism and stuff that I could think about ( it would be a good short story rather than a pasta IMHO) and the latter was (not particularly sucessfully) just copying the "Creepy story about usernames" that everyone (OK, 3-4 people lol) were doing. If you disagree with this request then I understand.

Also, the pasta The Noise in the Kitchen was panned by /x/ users, which if they do so means that it can't go on the wiki, no? If so then I ask you to remove it (unless you want me to fix the mistakes within it's slimy, Lovecraftian body ;) ) Peace for ourselves requires peace for all peoples 22:07, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Pages baleeted. You can go ahead and fix up Noise if you wish. We've apparently dropped that whole /x/ thing since almost no one ever followed it. ClericofMadness 23:38, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

In all honesty Cleric the rule was BS. I shouldn't have to subject my pastas to the trolls on /x/ to put it on the site. Mr.Zalgopasta 23:56, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

It was an attempt to quality control that failed. ClericofMadness 00:12, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Need help with BEN Edit

Hey, I was reading BEN , and, being the grammar nazi that I am, noticed a misspelling. I was blocked from editing the page, so I was wondering if I could get an admin to fix it?

Mdcowboy 05:10, December 6, 2011 (UTC)Mdcowboy

Why? Sloshedtrain 05:11, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

BEN is posted in pretty much the original format. It's protected because of high vandalism. What and where is the error? ClericofMadness 05:17, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been seperated from my computer for a while. The error is here:

By this point, I was on the verge of hysterics, but not even once did the thought of turning off the console occur to me, I don’t know why, I was so wrapped up in it - the terror felt all so real. I tried to shake the statue, but it would literally appear right behind me every single time. Link started to begin to make weird animations I had never even seen him do before, he would flail his arms around or spasm randomly and the screen would cut to the Happy Mask Salesman smiling again for a brief moment before I was face to face with that fucking statue again. I ended up running into the Sword Master Tojo and ran to the back, I don’t know why, but in my panic I just wanted some kind of assurance that I’m not alone here. To my dismay I found no one, but as I turned to leave the statue cornered me in the cub by in the back. I tried attacking the statue with my sword but to no avail. Confused, and backed into a corner, I just stared at the statue waiting for it to kill me. Suddenly, the screen flashed again to the Happy Mask Salesman and Link turned to face my screen, standing upright mirroring the statue, looking at me along with his copy. Literally staring at me. Whatever was left of the 4Th wall was completely shattered while I ran out of the Tojo terrified. Suddenly the game warped me to an underground tunnel and the reverse Song of Healing queued up again as I was given a brief moment of rest before the statue started appearing behind me again… this time aggressively - I could only take a few steps before it would summon behind me again. I hurriedly made my way out of the tunnel and appeared in Southern Clock Town. As I ran aimlessly - in a sheer panic - suddenly a re dead screamed and the screen faded to black as “Dawn of a New Day” and “|||||||||” appeared again.

Re-dead needs to be capitalized and connected with a dash.

Also:

So now I’m back here writing down the rest of my thoughts and recording what happened, sorry if some of this has grammatical errors and whatnot, I’m running on no sleep here. I’m terrified of this game, even more so now that I relived it a second time writing this all down, but I feel like there’s still more to it than meets the eye, and that there’s something calling to me to investigate this further. I think “BEN” is something in this equation, but I don’t know what, and if I could get ah old of the old man then I would be able to find some answers. I need another day or so to recuperate before tackling this game again, its already taken a toll on my sanity I feel like, but next time I do this I’m going to be recording my footage all the way through. The idea to record only came to me towards the end, so you see the last few minutes of what I saw (including Skull Kid and the Elegy statue), but it’s on Youtube here.

"ah old" should be "a hold". Mdcowboy 06:25, December 21, 2011 (UTC)Mdcowboy

I accidentally created a category Edit

Hello Cleric of Madness,

Whilst tagging one of my stories, I accidentally created a new category. I typed "Oc" (lower case on the second character.) How do I go about removing this and deleting the category? The Silicon Lemming 12:41, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Trash can symbol beside it. ClericofMadness 16:15, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers dude The Silicon Lemming 16:53, December 6, 2011 (UTC)

Dear ClericofMadness, Edit

I would like know know when I will no longer be banned from the chatroom.

I think that I have learned my lesson. I did truly deserve that ban. I was the one who kept bitching when you said stop. Pity on me from not listening to the owner of this site.

For you are truly a great owner. I have enjoyed the stories on here before I even had an account. I have joined to make stories also. But I really like to communicate in the chatroom. And It must be really hard to manage a site like this.

For I promise, not to be a bitch anymore and do the right thing next time.

Best Regards,

Creepy

CreepyNut 23:34, December 6, 2011 (UTC)Creepynut

AlixeTiir's ApplicationEdit

{C}As you know, I have been somewhat active on this wiki recently and I noticed that you need more hands. A few people said I'd make a good admin, so I'd figure that I'd give it a shot. I've made some edits to pages on here, but I mostly like to write my own pasta. Below is a list of things that I have done on this wiki.

• I'm sure you've read this.
• I fixed the User Submissions when a troll renamed it to penis. However, I couldn't figure out how to suppress the redirect, and penis still redirects there.
• I got banned by WeirdOzzy when I changed a poorly written pasta to horrible troll(This was before Marked For Review even existed).
• I have marked several poorly written pastas for review
• I have been fairly active on chat
• I've written Creepypasta. (derpdederp)
• I have worn a santa hat.

{C}Outside of this wiki I have:

• Edited pages on the Minecraft Wiki
• Written a school report in a wiki fashion(Including citations!)
• Moderated a user created place on ROBLOX(I doubt that counts for much, but hey.)

{C}And let's face it, you need more admins. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Goodbye sir. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 02:00, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Regarding a poetry category...Edit

Just how many poems do we need to make such a category? I'm sure you've noticed an increase of poetry being submitted and my curiosity was sparked.

Regards,

Mr.Zalgopasta 00:06, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sure haven't noticed >.>; Give me a list and I'll make the thinkings~! ClericofMadness 00:10, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Okay... I should have a list by this time tomorrow (hopefully... this Biology essay is killing me >.<). Mr.Zalgopasta 00:13, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Request to protect a page?Edit

I just want to know if you could protect my new article Can't Stop Death.

Thank you and regards,

Mr.Zalgopasta 00:44, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

The Banzai Pipeline Edit

Like I was asking you earlier in chat, should the The Banzai Pipeline be baleeted, can I make my own version of the story under the same name? I'm not sure what to make, but I figure that I'll think of something. Peace for ourselves requires peace for all peoples 05:08, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

If a page is deleted for any reason (mostly any reason, throwing this in on the off chance there might be an exception—probably author request) anyone is free to create a page with the same name. Some pages were deleted because of their name and probably do not need to be recreated—or are protected. TL;DR Yes you can if/when it is.

ClericofMadness 05:18, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

Herp derp, people need to make headersEdit

look Cleric, i see you as a friend and i respect you, but every time i try to engage in friendly conversation with bill, he ignores me, i want to be good friends with you guys but you never return my kindness. 10 years ago you would have known what you were talking about, but the word Democracy is way different nowadays, where i come from the word is meaningless, people dont care about our rights and they dont care that we live in a free country. sorry if i offended you or bill, tell bill that next time i try to at least try to engage in a conversation with him, that he doesnt have to be rude and ignore me. listen, i like you guys, its just you cant really understand my views until you live in my shoes. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Vergil117 (talk • contribs)

You mean PLANET. Free speech is a legal matter, not something you can have an opinion about how it works or should work. It's a fact like gravity. And when have you tried contacting bill and been ignored? What country are you from, now? —Preceding unsigned comment added by ClericofMadness (talk • contribs)

{C well Cleric, i have been on chat a few times and tried to talk to him, and he ignored me, and he was there, he wasnt away. the question is what country do YOU live in? this isnt America anymore, This country is more like Nazi Germany than ever before, have you heard of the Patriot Act? if you are suspected to be a terrorrist or thought to have any information leading to terrorrists, they will take away ALL your rights, they invade your privacy, watch you 24/7, they have used this act as an excuse to pretty much ruin peoples lives. i live in missouri and lets just say that around these parts, its redneck country, and they dont care about your rights, i mean, people are so bad down here that they were using FEMA trailers as meth labs! after the storm in my town they were given the trailers as a temporary house for the people who loste everything and they are so selfish to turn it into their drug factory? sorry Cleric

{C again, i am sorry to you and bill for being a total jerk, will you guys accept my apology? and to that picture near the top with the 666 and 1337 pages, is the 1337 a nod to Spartan 1337 from halo legends? or is that some number with significance.

>Chat - If you see him talking, then maybe. If you haven't tried using PM to contact him then don't complain about being ignored. When we (or at least I) am in chat, I don't constantly have chat in full view. If you say something there is a chance I might miss it, and I am sure the same goes for him. I've got other things that need doing that are not constantly babysitting chat.

{C >Where from? America. Pretty free here.

{C >Patriot Act - If you are suspected of aiding and or being a terrorist, you are a criminal. If you know something, you need to come forward. It's called aiding and abedding. I doubt highly that there is any number higher than 0.00001% of Americans who are being investigated under the rigors of the Patriot Act. You wave that thing around like the Government thinks you and everyone else in this country are terrorists and are subjecting us to that. (inb4 conspiracy)

{C >Nazi Germany - Well, way to be ignorant. I think you're comparing terrorist, suspected terrorists, and people hiding/who know about terrorists to Jews. You can shut that racist nonsense right the fuck up, as I am not going to tolerate a comparison between Jews and Nazis. It's ignorant and racist. And don't bring Israelis/Palestinians into this. German Jews != Israeli Jews.

{C >FEMA Trailers = Meth Labs? That's a personal choice, not something the government does. Why even bother mentioning something that is a PERSONAL CHOICE in an argument about Free Speech? It's their freedom of choice to use the trailer in that manner, but they violate Federal Law by making drugs. If they were doing something lawful like running a business out of them, that would be legal to a certain extent.

{C Please either research or use common sense when presenting an argument. If you are going to make wild accusations, outrageous claims, and/or seemingly unrelated comments, CITE YOUR FACTS.

{C ClericofMadness 20:20, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

1337 is internet slang for "l33t" which refers to (being) elite (31337) ClericofMadness

{C Cleric, im not racist, where did you get that from? i dont care what religion or color you are, that doesnt make you inferior or superior, you seem to forget that i am in HIGH SCHOOL, not in college, so its not like i have many leads to go by, not enough sources.

Not having sources is a bullshit reason to use faulty or plain wrong information in an argument. G-O-O-G-L-E exists in case you want to check some facts there, Fox News.

and talk to me about Nazis whenever you meet my dead great grandpa, he fought in that war and saw all the crimes they commited towards humanity, he told me about it when i was younger, and it was unforgiveable. i dont understand why people deny the holocaust happened, 6 million innocent people murdered,

Yes, when the day comes that I can meet/talk to the dead. Besides, his involvement is irrelevant unless you learned from it. To compare the situations in Nazi Germany to America are wildly out of touch with reality. I don't see the government mass-murdering our people in the millions, et al. I want you to look up Concentration Camp images and see what those people looked like. Don't forget the Blitzkriegs, or any other war atrocities. But Google up some Holocaust and WWII Germany images, and then tell me shit's like Nazi Germany.

and the patriot act? i know of a story where a single mother and a 5 year old child were accused of terrorism and they pretty much lost everything, but it turns out, the government had their facts wrong and they got the wrong people.

[CITATION NEEDED]. Seriously. If you were a 5 year old immigrant with an extra leg and a missing arm who lived in an igloo in Texas and were accused of terrorism... Unless you have a CITED EXAMPLE FOR COMPARISON, you are just making shit up to further your point. You cannot provide bullshit examples without backing them up with sources/facts. This is how things work in internet arguments.

The meth lab thing, i mean, FEMA and all those people who gave lots of money to donate to our town to make sure that we had a house to live in, a bed to sleep in, and food on the table. They took the stuff that people with kind hearts gave them and they turn it into a place where they can get a quick high!

FEMA DID NOT TAKE THE HOUSES FROM PEOPLE TO MAKE METH LABS.

PEOPLE WHO WERE GIVEN TRAILERS SET UP METH LABS.

FEMA = GAVE HOUSES. PEOPLE WITH TRAILERS = MADE METH LABS.

Now if you have proof of FEMA employees using the trailers for illicit purposes and do nothing, you are no better than people who know about terrorists and do nothing...or people during WWII who stood by and let it happen.

If someone who has a FEMA trailer makes a meth lab out of it, they probably were making a meth lab in their own damn homes.

listen Cleric. this isnt about free speech anymore. this conversation brings out the best and the worst of us.

This discussion started with that and it should not get derailed.

1. im NOT racist

2. im in HIGH SCHOOL.

3. im not ignorant about Nazis as i stated, when i talked to someone who actually fought them.

You still need to get some cold hard facts before you start comparing. At least list the ways the two are comparable. I mean, I can say that X is like Y, but unless I state how or why, my argument is WEAK.

4.Listen Cleric, i apologize for being a jerk, but that doesnt mean you can be a jerk back to me!

These comments were written before you apologized, but after due to a bug with posting. Colorful replies by: ClericofMadness 23:32, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

and no, just because your muslim doesnt make you a terrorist, people assume just because something others in their religion does, makes them bad as well. i am friends with athiests, catholics, christians, muslisms and Jewish folk. i have friends that are from many different races. i dont see them as inferior.

VandalismEdit

Someone edited and vandalized my OC tagged Creepypasta, besides editing the story back to normal, should the vandal be reported? I'm still learning the site so any help would be nice.

NawfSide817 22:21, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

Looks like they have been hammered to the moon by Link. ClericofMadness 23:32, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

look, he told me some things that you wouldnt believe.... and i didnt say FEMA was making the labs, the people who were given the houses as a replacement for the ones they lost used them as Meth labs. google is unreliable, trust me, i have seen enough of the Holocaust to know what they did, i read elie wiezels book and watched numerous documentarys about it. i never said that the government killed us, i said that some of the policies are similiar. look i saw a lot of lives lost in our tornado 162 to be exact, you want to talk to me about death and stuff, then i can tell you details like a guy near where i live found a severed head in his yard. so i apologized, its over, is this reasonable?

Pretty much. ClericofMadness 00:51, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

King Starscream's game Edit

Is the game he was talking about on the forum still being worked on? ObliterationoftheSelf 06:32, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Not sure. I haven't kept up with that. Have you posted in the thread and/or contacted him? ClericofMadness 06:37, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

{C ClericofMadness Hello, sorry for any mistakes in English that can exist. Well, I'm new in the community and plan to create some more pastas, then I would ask your opinion on this pasta here. Is good? need to change something? Some days can turn highlighted page? (XD)

Even more!

P.S: I created one version in portuguese of this pasta, for my friends of Brazil can read then. Any problem if this? SR.R 14:18, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

>I moved the Portuguese version to a subpage within the main page, as is typical for alternate language pages. You can find it at Hyperjump/PR. ClericofMadness 15:56, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'm really sorry how I treated everyone and hope you could forgive me,please wright back and i'm a very good person if you get a chance to know me!

Once again,i'm very sorry! I hope you have a Merry Christmas and keep up the good work!!!

The Siamese Cat Edit

I was working on the page The simesse cat and was editing out the mistakes as well as renaming it and it apparently messed up and created two pages. shinigami.eyes edited the page I had accidently made and I request the material on either page be moved to the other OR one of the pages be deleted. ObliterationoftheSelf 22:35, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry Edit

{C hey, not now or anytime this week, but I was just wondering if you could un kickban me. I was annoying but II am now sorry.Little daddi 23:58, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Mike Spamm's UN-ApplicationEdit

I am Mike Spamm, I have been here for almost a month and a half, I am on chat for most of the day on weekends, and I have done my very best to the chat spicy. I haven't had experience on this wiki long enough to know when I'm not following the rules. If you don't accept my request, then I'll put the stove on high and turn myself into a crispy pile of bread and cheese. Mike Spamm 04:02, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

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(Drama removed) -CoM

Sorry, forgot to sign None540 21:43, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

I never saw anything about talking about admins behind their backs in the rules . ever. None540 22:13, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

■Someone being a jerk on a different wiki? How about a different site? Open chat is never the place to badmouth other wikia users let alone users of other sites. This is DRAMA and will be treated as such. This goes for any and everyone. No complaining about ED members, wikia staff/members or the like.

Admins are the or the like part. Bill9929 (talk) 22:18, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

i never saw that rule on the rules.ever. so yeah None540 23:37, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

How Does I Shot (Inter)Web?Edit

How exactly do you make and upload your own Creepypasta and after u make it, how do you upload it to article listing? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Moar Pasta (talk • contribs). Please remember to sign and date your talk page posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).

hey uh I was wondering...........how do you put the srticle listing beacuse you banned me from posting for a day and I need to know how to not get banned anymore —Preceding unsigned comment added by Soulsfury56 (talk • contribs). Please remember to sign and date your talk page posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).

Seriously you guys, sign your posts and make headers. I didn't just type that bit at the top for some light finger exercise, y'know. —Preceding unsigned comment added by ClericofMadness (talk • contribs). Please remember to sign and date your talk page posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).

Beauu's Adminship Request Edit

Hey Cleric. I wanted to request for adminship on here. I may be fairly new to this Wikia, but I have respectable experience is moderation. I also have two bans on here▬one from chat for using a.. erm.. offensive term and another for not updating the Article Listing. However I have became quite familar with the rules now and I should be able to follow them with ease.

My Moderation/Adminship Experience:

• I have admined another Wiki.
• I have admined three online sites (one example is www.projectarcher.com, but it is down now).
• I'm not too pushy, but I restrict when needed. I'm pretty loose, but still abide by the ruling.
• I have modded one forum, and that is ROBLOX. But when they found out my age they said I was too young.

{C Thank your for your time.

"But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false?" -- HP LoveCraft ~Beauu. 22:10, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

~~Beauu

Does you still need new chat mods? :o Edit

I'd be willing to volunteer as a chatmod. I'm not sure if I really qualify or not, but I would be happy to help in any way I can. If not that's okay. Thank you in advance. -- BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) 03:52, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Unclever Name's Adminship Request Edit

Hey Cleric, I was wondering if I could become admin here. I'm pretty sure this will be rejected but I'm fairly active on the wiki, but I don't edit much, so I spend alot of time here on chat (chat admin will be fine too). I usually don't get involved in fights in the chat, but when I do I say "Alright, screw this" and read/write/talk about Creepypastas. I also try to be nice, I even nominated Beauuu's pasta because I felt like it. You could call me a decent writer but not even I am satisfied with my pastas. Thats pretty much all. byetoolazytosaymore. I don't know what to put here. 05:31, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Regarding {C}Edit

{C I keep seeing {C} appearing around the wiki, mysteriously appearing in edit histories where they shouldn't have been added. Any idea what's going on? Is it a wikia glitch or something? AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 05:48, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, must be a Wikia glitch. I'll try to see for myself if this comes up. If I see it I will report the glitch to Wikia. Bill9929 (talk) 05:51, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, thanks. It confuses me to see things like that, because I don't know if someone edited it in, or if it's just a freak accident. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 05:57, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Also, do you have a screencap? That could help me report the bug to Wikia too. Bill9929 (talk) 05:59, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

I can get one. Just a minute AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 06:00, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

I've got three screencaps, would you like them uploaded to the wiki? AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 06:08, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Just upload one. Bill9929 (talk) 06:16, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Just uploaded it. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 06:33, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Do u get payed for bein the admin? B3N I5 L33T PR0 17:47, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, we get paid, we get paid 1 spec of dust. TL;DR we don't get paid. Bill9929 (talk) 00:11, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hey I was wondering if you needed help with the Article Problem. Uhh I got banned for that and i see why you get so angry when people dont Iv'e read the rules and I would like to help you.. The All Seeing Eye 18:11, December 13, 2011 (UTC)

Sure, we need help with that. You can start moving pages from the Orphaned Pages list. Bill9929 (talk) 00:11, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Plox 2 be unbanz?Edit

Hello betterthanu speaking! I was on chat and someone kickbanned me for no reason! I didn't do anything wrong! Could you lift the ban and help me out here? I'm new.

Nope, you clearly were spamming. You've got probably a 24-hour kick on you for all that craziness. ClericofMadness 04:40, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Flatomb878's ApplicationEdit

Hello, cleric. I would like to be an admin here. I am active almost every day here, and visit the chat everytime I go on. I have never vandalised or made horrible spam pages here. I do get mad on the chat sometimes, but only when the topic is something that makes me feel uncomfortable or angry. I would also never even dare think of just randomly banning everyone in the chat or on the site.My pasta's here are also fairly good, some might be quite short, but interesting. Unfortunately, I do not have a way to contact you in any way off the site, but i'm pretty sure I can find one. Flatomb878 01:49, December 14, 2011 (UTC)Flatomb878

Yo Edit

Im not going on chat anymore, spend all my Creepypasta time on the actual site. So anything you need help with, or something like that..? Im in ur room, messin wit ur lightz 01:50, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Cleric how do I get on the user submissions board? Do I just add myself, or do I need permission?

Please let me know. Orfy666 15:52, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

People, Use HeadersEdit

Hello ClericofMadness,I have a problem that wasn't my fault.

I was on chat with Sloshedtrain, Meganpepper,Mr.Zalgopasta,Nicka209,Bill9929 and they kickbanned me for no reason!!! (by the way this is betterthanu speaking.)

I was following all the rules and was being polite! I'm not underaged either!

When I got back to my laptop (I was eating dinner) The words were (from Bill9929) a bunch of racist things and means things that arn't even true about me!!!

He suddenly kickbanned me. I need your help!

Sincerly your writer,

Betterthanu

As I am to understand you posted racist things into chat. I will look into this, though. ClericofMadness 22:11, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

Who is this Zelda person you speak of?! I don't know anything about that. Why are you even asking!? Well whatever,i'm not Zelda and can you help me about my no reason kickban from the chat please?!

He was advertsing his pasta about 5 times per second, too. And, no, i did not kick you. Cloverbeatme!!! Did. MeganPepper

KickbanningEdit

How long does it last, I accidentaly spammed.

i believe that paranormal should be a category just because 90% of the stories on here relate to something paranormal.

There is a rule that says you cant add new categories. Plus there is already a ghosts category I'm pretty sure. So next time actually read all the rules before trying to "improve" the wiki. I don't know what to put here. 17:30, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Wow. If there is 90% that belong in the category, why have it? You could just check the Article Listing then. I'm not adding a category that would go on every page by default. You want to spend hours manually adding something to 3,000 pages? I didn't think so. ClericofMadness 19:14, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Problems Edit

I can't edit my avatar or make blog posts anymore. ObliterationoftheSelf 20:44, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

What's the error you get? Sound like you might want to contact staff for that O_o ClericofMadness 20:50, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

awww come on why did i get banned from the chat? i didnt even know what was a ed

Swearing Edit

Hey, I'm wondering if there's anything we can do about the swearing on chat? My parents often walk past my computer and if they see swearing they get really mad, I'm not saying we should ban swearing all together, just maybe use a bit of censoring [eg. sh*t istead of shit].

Sorry to be such a party pooper :/ Ren404 08:01, December 16, 2011 (UTC)Ren404

Cleric, Merry Christmas! the reason i am saying this so early is because i wont be on the interent on christmas for obvious reasons.... so hope you have a happy holidays!

{C Vergil117 14:42, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I can say this a million times... I didn't do it!

But I did see the screenshots. I have no explanation. Snazzell 01:53, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

Then let me say this a million times: Someone, under your account, said those things ClericofMadness 01:59, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

I think swearing should be allowed, and besides why so on the chat when your parents around. You do realize this site is full of mentally unstabe people. Really don't want this wiki to censor cuss words. Sloshedtrain 05:05, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

Ehh i think im the only mentally unstable one here xDDD

but yeah lets not ban swearing plz. I just dim the screen :D Im in ur room :3 05:07, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

ReplyEdit

WTF are you saying??? I didn't used it as a toy! I needed to test on how to edit pages! Please pay more attention to what you are going to say. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Newbie115 (talk • contribs)

1. Make sure messages on a talk page are on the BOTTOM

2. Sign your posts, all you have to do is 4 tides (~~~~)

3. You were spamming, the sandbox is for TEST EDITS, not spam.

Bill9929 (chimney) 22:37, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

Do you at least know what I actually did there? everything I tiped was erased immediately after. I think I might had left a title (yo) and left without deleting it. I'm sorry I didn't figured out where to do so ( I tried to edit it but the title I put wasn't there), but call it spanning is a big exaggeration. Newbie115 23:30, December 19, 2011 (UTC)

YOU MADE POINTLESS EDITS. THAT IS SPAM. THEY WERE NEITHER TESTING THE USE OF TEXT NOR WERE THEY OF ANY MERIT. ERGO, SPAM. ClericofMadness 00:37, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

How long is my kickban? Matt9102 the MAN-WHORE

until :25 past the hour, I believe should do. ClericofMadness 01:19, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Cleric, I'm sorry about spamming the chat, and now I admit that it was me. I will NOT do it again.

So can you unban me? Please?

Reply 2Edit

All right, all right! I just got here, okay? geez..., you could try meditation. Newbie115 12:34, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Cleric, I'm sorry about spamming the chat, and now I admit that it was me. I will NOT do it again.

So can you unban me? Please? Snazzell 05:21, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Help...!Edit

Um...hi. I was just checking out some of the suggested reading and stopped by on Smile Dog...and I've been having some problem reading it. No, it's not a bug or anything, just that...the images are, well creepy and disturbing to me, and I just want to read the pasta. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a bit...sensitive (maybe even a scaredy-cat, but at least I admit it), and when I see those imges, I need to look for something to cover them just so I don't get any nightmare fuel (that's the least I want at the moment), and it gets really uncomfortable. Maybe I'm not the only one with this sort of problem, and besides there could be children watching these disturbing images (and others that aren't in the pasta).

I was wondering if something, like a filter, or a block-thingy could be made so that if the user is under age or doesn't want to see gory stuff . . .well the image is not shown.

Just in case I didn't make myself clear, send me a message or something.

Either way, thanks...

...under your bed ~ME 15:07, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Children should not be reading scary stories if they don't want to :3 And no, there's neither gore on here nor a filtering method. ClericofMadness 15:10, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Heck, there's no way for the system to know how old someone is. I get people sometimes who claim to be 8 or 10. This violates Wikia's Terms of Use. You must be 13+, but as I recall, you never give an age...and people would just continue to submit false ages. ClericofMadness

Hey man, my Grey Orginal was OC, but I think you erased the last potion of my work. I had to stop in the middle of it, I didn't know I had to tag OC on it. Is there any way you can get that back?

Did you...Edit

Cleric, ignore what's above this. But I had to stop in the middle of writing Pokemon Grey (Original), and I think you erased where I picked back up. Can you please bring that back?

COMICBOY15

The only other edit besides mine is your original posting. I only added the category. Nothing was changed/deleted between the two edits. Also add it to the article listing if you have not. ClericofMadness 00:14, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Adminship RequestEdit

Hello Cleric. I wanted to request an adminship on the wiki. I'm on the site throughout most of my day and I've been on chat a lot recently. I have been on quite a few "hiatus" but I don't think that is a matter of importance. I work hard on this site to keep the qulaity level on the wiki high and remind users of the rules from time to time. I have also made a couple of blog posts regarding the lack of regard for said rules as well :P I often contribute what I consider my "best" works (though that is subjective). I'm very confident in my ability to navigate the wiki as well. Mr.Zalgopasta 00:56, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Noted. ClericofMadness

Category!?Edit

Hey uh Cleric I was wondering if you could help me figure out what catergory my story falls under I have no Idea and would it count as OC

OC refers to Original Content. If you wrote the story through your own imagination, it is your content. Are you asking what to tag it as? If so, could you provide a link to the story? Grassrunnerdaughter (talk) 22:39, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

poll Edit

How do i create a new poll on a blogpost? JohnnyBoy33 06:13, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Apologies Edit

Sorry, didn't see that part, kind of drowsy :L

Please Read ThisEdit

Hello this is Kinshi57 and I wanted to apologize for me not adding my pasta to the article listings. But I wanted to know something. It says that the expiration of my block was 3:06 of today but my profile still says I'm blocked. Could you clear this please? Kinshi57 22:44, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Fail Edit

Never mind, it was a glitch. Also I'm entering the Christmas Contest! Are you? Kinshi57 22:48, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Not really fair for me to enter the contest, as I am the one who has to judge the things, lol. ClericofMadness 22:49, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Re: Alter-net Edit

Is the Video category about video versions of pastas or acutal videos (like a suicide tape) in the pasta? ObliterationoftheSelf 00:13, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

For pages with videos, not about the, ClericofMadness 00:21, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

MooseJuice's ApplicationEdit

I would like to become an admin for this wiki. I am almost always online, save for college classes and sleep. My appearance in chat is daily, with online time stretching between 7–8 hours. As of yet, I do not have any penalties and I have never ban banned before. My contributions to the site include four pastas and correcting grammar on several pastas marked for review.

What Site Rules? Edit

All I see is a Placeholder for Genre Listing. Sorry 'bout the violation. Never meant for it, anyway.

Genre Listing ClericofMadness 01:11, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Is chat acting up?Edit

Or is my wifi just shit right now? Mr.Zalgopasta 02:07, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Might be just you. Others are posting. ClericofMadness 02:08, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

P U, your WiFi is shit.

Bill9929 (chimney) 02:09, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

I was afraid you guys were gonna say that. Mr.Zalgopasta 02:09, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

And you leave messeges on my TALK page!

You sure are on a deleting spree :P Weirdowithcoffee 22:58, December 28, 2011 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee "As the world shrouds in darkness...so too will your lives be snuffed out!!"

HAI Edit

I got kicked again :( How do I check the kick log? I WANNA SEE MAI NAME!!! MoMo6 01:34, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

*Insert poorly written, rage filled appeal here* Edit

In all seriousness, am I allowed to write a pasta based around my username? I saw someone did it with The Cleric of Madness. Thanks in advance. Weirdowithcoffee 03:00, December 30, 2011 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee "As the world shrouds in darkness...so too will your lives be snuffed out!!"

Hey , can you please not delete my pasta , if so , then thank you .

Mega Man 8 Bit DeathMatch Fan

I can, but I've got to give you at least a three day ban for removing Flagged from your own page. If it hadn't been edited by the time I got to it, then it would have been automatically deleted. Don't do that. ClericofMadness 18:56, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

^^^^Cleric, I'm fixing the grammar in his pasta for him. If you don't mind? Weirdowithcoffee 03:37, December 30, 2011 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee "As the world shrouds in darkness...so too will your lives be snuffed out!!"

my applicationEdit

Dear clericofmadness, i would like to become a admin on creepypasta.

one reason why is because i would like to take care of this wiki and ban any spammers and such

and i would also like to answer peoples questions that they ask and help solve their problems

IM sorry for being so gross and all. can you pleasy give me another chance? 03:50, December 30, 2011 (UTC)lolster1

New Categories Edit

Sorry about that. I believe I deleted the new categories. Hopefully, you won't have to warn me anymore. I'm going over all site rules right now.

Ranksgrown 04:16, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

SpicyHandofMarriage's ApplicationEdit

Hello Cleric. I would like to apply for Chatmod. Now I know what your'e thinking: "Spicy has 5 to 6 warnings. He's also been banned twice. Uh no." I completley understand that. That is why I know my chances for Admin are burning in the depths of hell. So, that's why I am applying for Chatmod. I visit this site everyday. Im on chat most of the day. The only time I cannot be able to reach chat is when i'm grounded since I am still under 18.

Honestly though, I completely understand if I don't because I have been adding some un-needed categories. The reason why is because I felt it needed more categories. I wont do that again. I am bored most of the day and I want to help you remove pages from the "Marked" categories. I know its a pain and there is more adding up as we read this. I do not have the power to remove any of those. People now understand to added the List of pastas but if some don't i'll take care of those.

I know you don't get paid and economy is tough these days and I understand that completely. That is why I am willing to donate all money I have to you through paypal. I want to honestly help out this wiki and make it a better place. As for pastas, I have made quite a few with only 1 for review.

Sincerely Yours , SpicyHandofMarriage 04:22, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

1. The way you had your sig was off and makes it in a code display, i fixed that for ya.

2. I think you are going a little bit overboard on the last part, How is Cleric going to get your money without him knowing your personal information?

Anyways, Cleric decides if you get the chatmod right or not. Thats just my comments

Bill9929 (talk) 04:49, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Edit

I've been banned from the chat, and I have no idea what I did. Could you tell me who did it, or atleast tell me why? Mannface 22:01, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

Spammed and then promptly left chat. ClericofMadness 22:50, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

Cleric, I might not be on the wiki for the next few days. I'm getting my computer fixed. I'll probably be back in a week or so. Weirdowithcoffee 04:27, January 2, 2012 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee "As the world shrouds in darkness...so too will your lives be snuffed out!!"

hey cleric i got banned from chat. please get me back onStickshows 22:53, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Chat Edit

It was my connection. My connection is now stable, though.JohnnyBoy33 03:24, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

QuestionsEdit

In my Christmas contest intry I admit that that is not a photo taken by me. But honestly were would I get a metal clear box with a button in it. Also you said I needed to mark something? Kinshi57 22:27, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

So you didn't get the USB button for christmas? ClericofMadness 23:23, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

No, in all due respect I thought you had to make all that up... Kinshi57 00:43, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

The contest rules clearly states:

1) CONTEST THEME: The theme and also the challenge for this contest is to write a creepy story about a gift you received for Christmas. This means an actual, physical object and not something you have made up.

| ClericofMadness 00:47, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Please ConsiderEdit

Would it be possible to un enter the pasta and could I do a better one by then with a real picture? Also I'm sorry for causing you trouble. Kinshi57 01:22, January 5, 2012 (UTC).

You would have until the deadline then. ClericofMadness 02:14, January 5, 2012 (UTC)

ClericEdit

my final words or my final talk with ya for a while:

how badly do you want me back? IM sorry for being so gross and all. can you pleasy give me another chance? 03:00, January 5, 2012 (UTC)lolster1

What? I don't even know what is going on. ClericofMadness 03:19, January 5, 2012 (UTC)

well of i go then IM sorry for being so gross and all. can you pleasy give me another chance? 23:46, January 6, 2012 (UTC)lolster1

If you can't be bothered to tell me what is going on or why you are leaving then clearly either your reason isn't important enough to explain or I am not important enough to get an explanation. ClericofMadness 23:56, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

Apologies. Edit

I wanted to give you a sincere apology for the way I acted. This is a very cool site and I hope we can have a fresh start. :) - Avenging Angel 03:29, January 5, 2012 (UTC)

That you can, just read and follow the rules. They're there to make things go smoothly and protect the site and its features. ClericofMadness 23:58, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, I wanted to say i'm sorry for making that sexual joke, I completely forgot that it was part of the rules. This message probably won't matter to you and you'll ignore it, but I just wanted to say I was sorry. {C The King Of Waffles 23:40, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

Unkicked. I read everything that gets posted here, silly gooth. ClericofMadness 23:58, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

USERNAMEEdit

Hi there, i just wanted to know the script to show the members name in a story when they read it.

WTD 20:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)WTDWTD 20:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

There you go, but for the love of all that is (un)holy do NOT abuse it. It's already getting old as it is. ClericofMadness 20:35, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

BannedEdit

I keep getting banned for failure to update article listing. What's that? ._. EDIT: Forgot my signature. Sorry guys. SORRY EVERYONE. Retro Man 404 21:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Have you check the page to find out? I mean, it's at the top of the page under Site Navigation... ClericofMadness 22:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, but copypasta isn't my thing, plus 4chan is a horrible habit. like smoking. Retro Man 404 22:27, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

What the hell are you talking about o-o ClericofMadness 22:52, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

'( I'm sorry!! It was a moment of a weakness and it will never happen again.. Whad'ya say? Will you take me back? :) lol Retro Man 404 23:26, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Ok.. I am sorry I keep messing up on your Wiki. I got blocked for one day once... a reason i still don't know. The second time i got blocked, for 2 days, for not adding cadagories to my stories. Now I am at risk of getting blocked again. (It hasn't even been a week since i started) So for now on I am adding only ONE cadagory to my work if I post more. If that don't make you happy I don't know what else I can do.Tiff1234 00:07, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

Tiff1234 its easy. Just read the freaking rule's."Tom cats you cant live with them and you cant throw them down a well and drown them Linkstar 00:13, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

i am pokejacko 2.0 i have a blocked account named pokejacko Pokejacko2 04:19, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

Dude, chill. This site is a little different than I'm used to; try better tutorials.

I like posting on here, so just be glad I'm contributing...you're not losing anything, are you? —Preceding unsigned comment added by Raquaable (talk • contribs). Please remember to sign and date your talk page posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).

Hey Um.. Cleric can you explain to me why on this page it says a completly different story than what I wrote YET it still has the comments you posted on there. Story: The Eyes

Hey Um.. Cleric can you explain to me why on this page it says a completly different story than what I wrote YET it still has the comments you posted on here. Story: The Eyes. PS. I forgot to put the heading srry. The Overseer 14:46, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Um... Wheres My Story Edit

Hey Um.. Cleric can you explain to me why on this page it says a completly different story than what I wrote YET it still has the comments you posted on here. Story: The Eyes. PS. srry again forgot the heading. Idc if ban im sorry.

The Overseer 14:48, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Ban request.Edit

I'd like to request that Badassasin be banned, User:Badassassin, just to prove that we're serious. Mr.Zalgopasta 18:16, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

P.S. Maybe you should update the community message :P

Blocked!

Bill9929 (talk) (contribs) 20:43, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

AwW sHiT mAn. We NeEd To AlL uP aNd GeT oUr ChIlL oN. CaUsE tHiS sHiT iS jUsT oNe BiG mIrAcLe.

(DarkCarnival 22:40, January 11, 2012 (UTC))

Hi

how do i add the atical to the page.I'm new and don't know my way around the site. plz help

thanks

mental--girl

It's at the top, right below the "Entertainment" "Gaming" and "Lifestyle" dropdowns under "Site Navigation". If you go to that drop down then it should say "Article Listing" (then "Genre Listing" etc.). Article Listing << here's a link. Mr.Zalgopasta 01:32, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Categories Violation. Edit

OK, thanks for telling me. I won't do it again. Weirdowithcoffee 15:53, January 14, 2012 (UTC)Weirdowithcoffee "As the world shrouds in darkness...so too will your lives be snuffed out!!"

Blog Pasta?Edit

So can I make a blog pasta and OC protect it, and update it when I wish, or will I get flamed because it's unfinished. Just need your guidance here.

EDIT: Am I permabanned from the Live Chat? Or will I be reinstated soon?

Forgot my signature. Sorry... Retro Man 404 18:29, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure Creepypastas in the form of blogs aren't really allowed. Although I think if you state that it's a "preview" of an upcoming pasta, you might be able to do it. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 18:34, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

We need to talk. Edit

Come to aim when you are avalible. "Tom cats you cant live with them and you cant throw them down a well and drown them Linkstar 02:11, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

CLERIC HELP!!!!! Edit

I made a page called They eyes and on the page it's a completly differnt story than what I wrote. PLEASE make the owner change the name. A Big Green Pot Smoking Dinosaur 19:53, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

Link the story please. Sloshedtrain 19:56, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

RetardoTheMagnificent's ApplicationEdit

Hurr durr. I wanna be an admin.

Seriously though, I don't remember if I already applied or not, though I think I wouldn't make too bad an administrator. Welp. RetardoTheMagnificent 15:05, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

Post Script. I've modded for a bunch of forums, though I've never been in charge of one (ask me if you want more info on that). No real wiki experience other than browsing them, and editing stuff on here.

A Question Regarding My Novellathingy.Edit

I want to do a little preview (pretty much all of chapter 1) of my in-progress novella. I was just curious as to whether I should make it an article or a blog post. Either those or maybe I should abort my promo attempts? Mr.Zalgopasta 02:22, January 18, 2012 (UTC)

Kickban from Chat :lEdit

Recently I got kickbanned from the chat, and I haven't got a clue why. I think it's because I said 'fuck', otherwise I don't know.

Help please Edit

A. Sorry I derped out on the categories thing. B. I need help. I keep hearing that an OC tag will be removed if the story isn't added to the User Submissions page. So how do I put it there?Grassrunnerdaughter (talk) 03:49, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

The same way everyone else has been on that page. You just put your username in alphabetical order under a ==header== and then list your OC-categorized pages under there, in bulleted list form. ClericofMadness 04:01, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

You told me to edit something "nao". What am I to edit. Did something in the story offend you or are you talking about the User Submissions. I already did that part.Grassrunnerdaughter (talk) 04:27, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

Anonymous spammer. Edit

Hmm, what are going to do about it? The spammer has been here for about 3 days perhaps.T.O.IVI. 21:00, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

It seems I can't do anything right and now you are threatening to ban me for some reason of not putting my page in the right category. Now I see why not many people come here. I'm deleting my pastas & my account and leaving this page to you.

Important. Edit

Cleric next time you are on i think you may want to read this. A Apology. Please tell me your thoughts and answer when i log onto chat or aim. Thank you. "Tom cats you cant live with them and you cant throw them down a well and drown them Linkstar 06:21, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Vandalism? Edit

This edit to the User Submissions page might be vandalism, as the editor removed entire sections and pasta links and added back some removed pasta links. Thing is, this went completely un-noticed until I saw a pasta link in my user submissions that I had already removed. Is this vandalism, or am I missing something? —BlittleMcNilsen (Talk | contribs) 22:19, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Nice catch. I'll look into this. ClericofMadness 03:03, January 23, 2012 (UTC)

Please check this page Edit

Hello! My name is Kasper Brofist and i am a new CreepyPastaer(?), and i was wondering if you could check out the story Halo: John that was abandoned by it's writer. I rewrote small parts of it, and fixed some generall grammatical errors. I would like it if you would just look at it so i can feel atleast a bit accomplished :D

Kasper Brofist 23:19, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Haha Edit

Why do you have an achevement called pointsgaming? I find that quite funny I am Barack Obama, and I approve this message. 15:25, January 23, 2012 (UTC)

Pasta Deletion Request Edit

I have a request. Could you delete my American Dad pasta I wrote? I'm regretting having ever put it up there now. If you do this, I will be forever grateful. LittleWhip250 20:11, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. LittleWhip250 21:07, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

OOTS' Application Edit

As mentioned on chat, I have a lot of free time to work on here. This can shorten the workload for you and the other admins. The only general exceptions to this are 11:25-2:00 PM on Tuesday and Thursday. I try not to cause trouble and I occasionally help out newbies. I follow the rules when I can and I've contributed a lot. ObliterationoftheSelf 21:37, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

Did I submit a pasta to the wrong category?

MooseJuice 01:11, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

as a matter of fact...Edit

I DO need help with something. Who made this wiki??????

Michael the Fox: I'm all for Rainbow Dash and Sonic! :) 09:36, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Me. That's why there's that big FOUNDER label by my name. ClericofMadness 09:53, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Request - Chat Moderator Edit

I would like to be a chat moderator, I could be there if there are no moderators around and I have noticed my personality with others is formal when they have questions, and I have the answers for them. I know I have broken the rules a few times, and if I do that again, you can take away my moderation and I won't object.

I want to make the chat a nice place as well. The King of Waffles 23:03, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

I am sorry for the delay on editing the Article Listing/ User Submissions pages. I did not know about that and logged off immediately after making my first post. Panda Claws 23:35, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

Hey Cleric...Edit

I just started a new wiki (The Anti-Humor wiki) and I wanted to know if you could pass on some pro tips to changing around the formatting looks of the wiki.

Regards,

Mr.Zalgopasta 23:38, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

May I be unbanned from the chat i didnt really do much all i said was that i used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you then i got a life i honestly dont understand why thats such a big deal i am just sick and tired of people constantly posting arrow to the knee joke on youtube or whatever. Jose Martin Chaidez 22:05, January 29, 2012 (UTC)Jose martin Chaidez

PLEASE MAKE MLP PAGE!Edit

I think it deserves it even though there aren't many creepy pony pastas. IT'S A HUGE FRANCHISE! Btw...heading is all I can do so sorry if there's no under part. SilentObserver01 18:00, January 31, 2012 (UTC)SilentObserver01 12:54 P.M. EST

I don't understand what the heck you are asking of me :| ClericofMadness 18:17, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

He wants a pony category. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 18:52, January 31, 2012 (UTC)

Nope. Just like how Herobrine and BEN don't have their own, there are not enough pages to warrant a new category. —Preceding unsigned comment added by ClericofMadness (talk • contribs). Please remember to sign and date your talk page posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).

I am asking you because the catagory editor is locked from everyone but the founder apparently. SilentObserver01 15:58, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

First off, stop making your ENTIRE comment a header. Secondly, what the heck are you talking about? If you mean the Genre Listing page, that is because no one but an admin should need to edit that page. There's a rule against creating new categories, because we don't need dozens of one-off categories or tiny ones cluttering up the database or the bottoms of pages. Categories aren't of any use if they cannot help direct people to a multitude of similar pages. ClericofMadness 18:02, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Need AssistanceEdit

Thank you for that ClericoofMadness however I have been having some trouble linking my account to my signature, I need assistance on how to properly post it. TheDeceptionist 02:14, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

[[User:TheDeceptionist]] ClericofMadness 22:18, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

Finalclaw's applicationEdit

you told me that i could be a admin, and you especially changed the admin request page for me(i'm flattered)so i thought i could give it a try...

As you should know i'm very active(just ask someone in the chat) and i like to obey the rules, i know i have some bad grammar, but to be frank, i'm actually from another country, so i'm sorry for any grammar mistakes, now onward to saying to you why i should be a admin!!!

inside the wiki:

i read lots of pasta(from the bad ones to the really good ones)so i'm experienced in the problems

i made my own pasta to contribute to this wiki(again, sorry for my mistakes)

i always followed the rules in the chat

if i did anything wrong, i like to make it right

i never overused the power as a user that i have right now

my mistakes:

my grammar

my spelling errors

sometimes i abide for the rules too much

that i say my supernatural life too much in the chat

i hate jackasses too much, so i can overreact sometimes

and the last things is that i think is that even if dont make it,i will still try to make the chats better

the end?

ps:chat bot is okay too...

i have a dark life, but twilight is my souls true name 03:27, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

I honestly don't know Edit

This time I honestly don't know why I was kickbanned MoMo6 00:31, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

MoMo6 "TAKES A GIGANTIC POOP ON ALL OF YOU"

MoMo6 BRONEEZ ARE DUMBPOOPS

MoMo6 I FEEL LIKE POOPING ON ALL OF YOU YOU CRAZIES

I could go on, but I'd rather not. ClericofMadness 01:12, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

How long am I kicked for. Also, could you leave a message on my talk page? MoMo6 02:37, February 5, 2012 (UTC)

Lolster1's administrator applicationEdit

Hey lord cleric, i would like to become an admin on CP.

I will ban any spammer,drama starter, and vandal in my sight! IM sorry for being so gross and all. can you pleasy give me another chance? 00:15, February 7, 2012 (UTC)lolster1

Help with the article listing Edit

Hey there, sorry to bother you, but I just got a quick question. When I made a story, I got a message saying I need to sumbit it to the article listing. The problem is I don't know how to do this. Could you please help me? we're all gonna fucking die 14:11, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

Article Listing FailEdit

I'm trying to add my 2 pages to the aarticle listing and I can't add the link even though I Copy & Pasted it exactly. I've tryed again but it's taking more than 10 minutes to load. So if it's not there, don't ban me, ban the Article Listing for failing on me. Now I'm trying one last time. Same thing as second. Any suggestions, Clerico?

Weirdowithcoffee's application Edit

I would like to apply to become a chatmod. As you probably noticed, I am on chat very often and I very rarely am logged out of chat, and I usually keep chat open when I'm not around. I also very rarely spam but when I'm told to stop, I stop with no questions ask. I always try to keep chat civilized and keep any wikidrama or arguments tame. I'm also a very experienced grammar geek and I will fix up anything that I see wrong, and I'm experienced in pastas in general so I know when I see something wrong when I see it. I also have plenty of edits and I've written one pasta with several others in the works. I have solid grammar and rarely make typos. I also have a few various blog posts and overall a good amount of experience with this wiki. I've read the rules thoroughly several times and I will willfully follow them. Thanks in advance for noting this. "A child's rhyme stuck in my head, it said that life is but a dream..." 04:32, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

There's no blocks/bans against you, and only one warning against you. Since what you say about your grammar and spelling is also true from what I can ascertain, I would say "Yes, you can be a chatmod." if I were cleric. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 06:51, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

yay4uEdit

Hey cleiric I just wanted to say that you're great with this amazing website and an awesome admin

You know whats right from wrong and keep this place undercontrol too! :-D

I just wanted to say this website is amazing and you're just as awesome!

Thanks, and thank you for reading :3 ClericofMadness 05:51, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Mr. Pengy's ApplicationEdit

I know I don't meet the standards of a chat moderator or admin, but I'd like to apply anyway. I'm on the wiki very often, and I am in fact on the wiki 3/4 of the time I'm in school either reading or finding ways to edit pastas. Along with that, at home I'm on the chat as often as I can (which is pretty often), and I know the chat rules by now. Along with editing I try my best to organize and resolve disputes among wiki members, and most of the community seems to like me.

I know I'll be turned down because I have 1 chat ban and 1 editing ban from the wiki.

The chat ban was for being an idiot, and the editing ban was for not updating the article listing. I've learned better.

Although I have these, I'd like to assure you they'll never happen again. These were from my early days of the wiki- the chat ban was from my first or second day, and the editing ban was from the first week I was on here. If you select me as an admin or chat moderator I promise these things will never happen again, and you won't regret it.

I will uphold my duties as an Admin/Chat moderator with great care, and will never abuse my power. That is my code of oath to you. Also, I've decided to do an all-or-nothing and only apply for Admin.

Just Wanted To Say Thank You Edit

I wanted to say thank you for your efforts on this site. I must say, this website surely helped my story making skills and creativity. You put a lot of work into this, and for that, I thank you.

You're quite welcome! Thank YOU for reading. ClericofMadness 05:51, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I have an idea/suggestion. Edit

Hi there ClericofMadness, I have an idea, the users of the Creepypasta wiki could start an interactive Creepypasta and decide the outcome of the story by having an option of how the protagonist reacts to the antagonist. I was wondering if this was a good idea. Metalkong1 05:47, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I had this idea previously, and it could work with the following flow:

STORY ==> Poll for choices ==> Story ==>Poll ==> and so on.

Before, there was no polling, but it would take massive dedication and talent to write a story that bends to whims. It is extremely hard to wrote long stories, let alone ones with CYO twists. ClericofMadness 05:50, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Good point, it would cause somewhat of a haphazard now wouldn't it? Metalkong1 05:52, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

It is literally a disaster waiting to happen unless someone dedicated does the writing. Something like that would have to be massive, because you wouldn't want JUST ONE choice in a story, lol. I would be skeptical to say the least, on the grounds that so many pages are abandoned after the first small journal entry that it makes me doubt the willpower of people here ;-; ClericofMadness 05:57, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Well since this is a large and popular wiki, the traffic would be hard to handle for a few people and it would cause plenty of grief when updating the article listing, since new users always forget to update the article listing. Unless if it were a real long page.... Which in turn, may have some sort of disadvantage. Metalkong1 06:03, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I would say a long page, divided into chapters, if at all possible, with periods of voting before each chapters' end or something. It would have to be discussed with the community. ClericofMadness 06:10, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I certainly do have to agree with that. Metalkong1 06:13, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Kanon96 is asking where I live and it's making me uncomfortable,if you could please tralk to him about that i would very much appreciate it

Sincerly,

IloveCreepypasta

Ok, mr. IloveCreepypasta, I'll leave a message on Kanon's talk page, but I'm not banning him without proof. AlixeTiir the herpa-derpa-durr 17:49, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Can anyone edit the community message?Edit

I just wanna know 'cause the the Christmas Contest announcement is starting to bug me ^_^ Mr.Zalgopasta 18:23, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

KlownofKillingEdit

Please kill him. He's fucking up my the wonderful site. Mr.Zalgopasta 02:19, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

K-Lined. ClericofMadness 02:28, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. My eyes hurt from the spam. Mr.Zalgopasta 02:30, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

about my application, chat bot is okay too...

i have a dark life, but twilight is my souls true name 03:24, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, dubious here. Listen, I don't really know how this happened but it appears as if I got banned from chat. I'm on an iPad, so if it's a glitch, disregard the following. After further reading of the rules, I do indeed realize I broke the pasta spamming rule in the name of recognition. My apologies, I do not intend for this to happen again. If I want recognition for my pastas, I will do it within the allotted time and when new people are there to see. Dubiousdugong g09:39, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

Chat. :/ Edit

Hey, dubious here. Listen, I don't really know how this happened but it appears as if I got banned from chat. I'm on an iPad, so if it's a glitch, disregard the following. After further reading of the rules, I do indeed realize I broke the pasta spamming rule in the name of recognition. My apologies, I do not intend for this to happen again. If I want recognition for my pastas, I will do it within the allotted time and when new people are there to see. Dubiousdugong 09:40, February 12, 2012 (UTC)

King of creepers applicationEdit

I feel like i should be an admin because i will use my powers for good. I will help the site out and ONLY block people when they do stuff like break the rules. I will delete pages that need to be deleted. I will not abuse my rights. And i will be active in the chat.

Also you need more admins. :) King of creepers 06:08, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Hi cleric pasta lover here. When go to chat and I type somthing in and hit enter it doesn't go in it just does that spam thing. I haven't been blocked or kicked form chat so what do you thing is going on?

Your admierer,

IloveCreepypasta

P.S Happy valentines day! ;-)

It's most likely chat glitching, unfortunately. Just try refreshing. ClericofMadness 13:45, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

Cleric chat has something wrong,I know you already know but theres more. W hen I come in it shows nobody there,it doesn't show any chats your having. I need more help

Sincerly,

Ilove Creepypasta

I heard they were going to choose admins tomorrow so...can i be an admin? or atleast a chatmod? i have been here almost all the time i can you can trust me dude JEFF THE KILLER SAYS: GO TO SLEEP 02:41, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

This is a header.Edit

I think I want to be a mod because I've been here for a shitlong of time and need a medium to further integrate myself with this community, considering how much time I've already [spent] on it. I think you'll find that as a figure of authority, I'll be way more polite and shit. If not, I'd like to apply to be a lowly chatmod instead, since every once in a while, some jackass comes and defiles chat while you/Bill/Clover are afk.

Love, A BadAss

I would like to be a chat mod, because I am a veteran to the site and by now know all the rules and most of the regular users very well. This site and everything on it means a lot to me, and I believe that I could help the site. And I sincerely wish to help it. I have much experience with it and it's users, and have read over one hundred pastas on this site. Chat goers know me very well and I think that is beneficial for a mod. (Squidevil, AKA. User: Suprememessage) 02:44, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

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