OK... Where to begin?... I suppose the beginning would be fitting.
My name is Jacob, I'm a normal, carefree Pokémon fan.
A few months ago I went to this new pawn shop that opened up in town. It was named, if my memory is correct, "Gold, Silver, and Games Pawn".
Not the best name, I know.
I went there and was looking through their stock when something struck my eye. It was "Pokémon Gold". It looked like it was in pretty good condition, except here's the weird thing: The game's sticker had a shadow of a Chikorita on it. Strange right?
I simply shrugged it off at the time and bought the game.
5 bucks. It's a good deal right?
I went home and got out my Game Boy Color, popped that game in and turned it on. I suddenly jumped up when I heard this strange music. No, it wasn't Lavender Town. It was a bunch of loud, annoying keys randomly put together. I quickly turned the volume off and started the game.
I was planning on it having no saves but to my surprise it had one. "OIL?" I asked out loud "What the fuck is that type of name?"
I didn't like the name but I started it and I was at... Somewhere... It just had ??? as the name and it was surrounded by trees. Again I shrugged it off.
I opened up the options and went to POKéMON and, to my surprise yet again, I found a Chikorita in it!
It's name was...Oil. It was a Level Gibberish. Yes. Gibberish. It just had random dots. I selected it and I nearly shat a brick! The Chikorita's eyes were bleeding oil and so was its mouth. Underneath it was a bottle catching the disgusting gunk.
I had to keep myself from puking. I literally screamed "What type of sick fuck would make this?!"
I left the screen and went to ITEMS. Even creepier all the items were Bottles of Oil. I nearly puked again.
When I went back to the Overworld I started walking up, or should I say the player did.
I tried to make him stop but he kept walking. A cutscene was triggered. "???: Why did you do this to me...?
The player looked around.
"???: I did nothing to you..."
The player stopped.
Then the player began going nuts on screen. Running around everywhere, topsy turvy. Then he stopped and seemed to fall with red pixels forming around his body, but the red quickly turned black. The next thing I know, OIL is right beside the player.
"Oil: You made me suffer... Now you must as well... Night Night JACOB."
I jumped and screamed "How the fuck do you know my name?!"Then my game turned off and wouldn't work no matter what I did. I pulled the cartridge out and looked at the insides. They were covered in oil.