Hi, I don't really feel comfortable telling you my name, so for the purposes of this message, you can call me John. There are a lot of "misinterpretations" about criminals and the like.
For example, you go to any police seminar, you get fed the same bullshit "Criminals are opportunists, they usually strike when it is easiest to do so." They're wrong. Well, in my case they are.
I'm what you call a "Mission Oriented Killer." I only take a life when I believe nothing would have come of it, but we'll get to that later on.
I guess you could call me an old fashioned kinda guy. I believe in simple pleasures; like walks at night, strolling around parks, being social and taking part in town activities, I'm a model citizen, but do you know what one thing annoys me more than anything else in the whole motherfucking world?
People wasting their lives on the computer, kinda like what you're doing now. You see, as I walk along at night, I always take a peak in the windows of some houses (chances are, I've probably been to yours already, you're just lucky at not being on a computer at the time) I stare in the windows, nobody ever spots me. Not until it's too late, anyway.
Over the years, I've gotten better at this. My nightly strolls never fail to find a few people, people who are kinda like you, wasting their lives reading this trivial shit. You should be out, being an active member of your community. I know I am, you probably already know me, anyway.
I'm getting away from the point here, but you see, when you die, what do you think you will be seeing: your grieving family at the end of the hospital bed, the tree you car would crash into, or the inside of your own eyelids as you gently drift away? It would an awful shame if the last thing you saw in your life was my reflection in the computer screen. What I'm trying to say here is, moderate your time on the computer, 'cause you never know when I'm watching, just outside your window. Sweet dreams, I hope I'm not in them.